A Wife for Nucdev!

Haha you guys are amazing

Enjoy the wait

I know at least a few people who would disagree with that
(Including my own mum )

I'll start restraining myself before they get here, I suppose. Make everyone's life easier

This is to all the girls out there... my bhaiyya is getting old now and we need to find him a wife who is just like this:

Mere brother ki dulhan, Nucdev ki dulhan, Nucdev ki dulhan
Mere brother ki dulhan, Nucdev ki dulhan, Nucdev ki dulhan

(Daraavni si aankhe, sabko na taake jaake
Daraavni si aankhe, dhoondhe re shikaar apne) x2
Daraavni si aankhe

Modern ho kabhi na, rang chandi na chamkeela
Degree na ho fashion na jaane (pagliye)

Ho Daadi [mere angne mein] jaise naari aur jaane kaana pakana
Piya ko sab kuch na woh maane

(Dil se Dilli ho woh dhadkan se ho London
Dhoondoon mein dhoondoon, mere brother ki dulhan) x2

(Daraavni si aankhe, sabko na taake jaake
Daraavni si aankhe, dhoondhe re shikaar apne) x2

Mere brother ki dulhan, Nucdev ki dulhan, Nucdev ki dulhan
Mere brother ki dulhan, Nucdev ki dulhan, Nucdev ki dulhan

Shopping ki woh ho Google
Jo paise udaaye har ek pal
Nazr ke ek hi click se (pagliiye)
Walk pe dehti ho taane
Brother ko dukhi karna jaane
Jo sabke dil mein, na hi basse

Spending ho world best, Par money ho pati ka
Dhoondoon mein dhoondoon, mere brother ki dulhan
Dil se Dilli ho woh dhadkan se ho London
Dhoondoon mein dhoondoon, mere brother ki dulhan

(Daraavni si aankhe, sabko na taake jaake
Daraavni si aankhe, dhoondhe re shikaar apne) x2

(Mere brother ki dulhan, Nucdev ki dulhan, Nucdev ki dulhan) x3
Pagliye...
Meri dard ve...
Pagliye...
Baimaan ve...

Kaam mein bahut ho lazy
Ho jis mein IE ki tezi
Aur ho gussay si ada (pagliye)

Relation na samjhe jo ladki, rahe woh ego mein bhadki
Jo laaye bad luck hi bad luck sada
Hai toh impossible, phir bhi iss mein Fun
Dhoondoo main dhoondoo, mere brother ki dulhan
Dil se Dilli ho woh dhadkan se ho London
Dhoondoon mein dhoondoon, mere brother ki dulhan

Mere brother ki dulhan, Nucdev ki dulhan, Nucdev ki dulhan

Mere brother ki dulhan, Mere brother ki dulhan
Mere brother ki dulhan (hogi number one mere brother ki dulhan)
Mere brother ki dulhan [ban ja tu ban ja mere brother ki dulhan]

Mere brother ki dulhan (hogi number one mere brother ki dulhan)
Mere brother ki dulhan (ban ja tu ban ja mere brother ki dulhan)

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Restraining? Who said anything about restraining?

@MathQ123

Hi everyone,

Just an apology from me for the vile post made above (which is now being binned). Sorry someone had to disturb your wife search @nucdev

Offtopic, but do you still talk to MathQ?

I haven't seen her around in a while. I was wondering if she was okay.

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and dw I know how to wait, just like I wait 100 years for you to reply to my WA. It's okay, I'm used to it now

I see you're going down the path Ethereal used to take - of roasting me on TSR for being lazy about replying to WA

Lmfao apparently not

@cupcakes87 may yet just fail this task

What makes you think I haven't already?

Interesting...............

i have not failed

i choose @Lord Samosa

Sanskar in the streets, randi in the sheets

tmi, pabhiji

Hey I can be his wifey
I can make some nice hot and curvy rotis

Tfw @nucdev tastes my lassi from the mango and doesn't even tell me he's searching for a new wife! What the actual ****?