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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    They do? :eek:

    India will never be cured of the cast system...
    Caste* 😂
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    (Original post by Josb)
    Yes, you have several hundreds of them...
    You as in me? Am I india? XD
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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    Caste* 😂
    K you poo, it's late
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I will be, you watch, you won't be able to take your eyes off of me. :sexface: With my grey locks falling lusciously down my back, and my body, embellished with an array of wrinkles. I will look like an angel :blushing:

    True, very true. Some bladder leakage may help. :yep:

    Yes, also true. Why the need to go to heaven when you already experienced it with me on top of you! :silverwings:
    How do you even know I have eyes beneath these shades?
    ...and what if you've gone bald by this point in your life?... I'll promise to make the effort and bring a wig if you do too? I'll look like the raisin version of Braveheart...

    Because...
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    ...I kinda have a deal with someone else to lose my virginity with them in the nursing home at age 75
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    So am I



    But how can that be? You're so lovely!

    I think it's because you're sleep pattern is so ****ed up that you miss all the potential women due to you not being awake in daylight hours XD
    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Ram ji bhagwan wtf.

    No, don't say that :mad: I think anyone would be lucky to have you...
    Awwww that's cute :lovehug:

    But nah, I've already planned to become a hermit if I'm not married by the age of 35 :laugh:
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    (Original post by John55)
    How do you even know I have eyes beneath these shades?
    ...and what if you've gone bald by this point in your life?... I'll promise to make the effort and bring a wig if you do too? I'll look like the raisin version of Braveheart...

    Because...
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    Nooooooooooooooooooooo

    NOW I'M GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN, THANKS TO YOU! :cry2::sigh:
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Awwww that's cute :lovehug:

    But nah, I've already planned to become a hermit if I'm not married by the age of 35 :laugh:
    You won't become a hermit! Imma find myself a bhabhi.
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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    :rolleyes:

    Where my juicer? :rofl:
    :bath: :eek: Oh I didn't see you there, Mr Morgoth... I am afraid I am not available for juicing at this time, please return later today when I am more... decent...
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    You as in me? Am I india? XD
    You as you can see if you checked the ****ing website.
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
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    Nooooooooooooooooooooo

    NOW I'M GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN, THANKS TO YOU! :cry2::sigh:
    Unless we renegotiate down to 70
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    (Original post by Josb)
    You as you can see if you checked the ****ing website.
    I didn't check it as I don't actually intend on using it

    Well I may have to now, as John55 isn't going to take my virginity at 80
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    You won't become a hermit! Imma find myself a bhabhi.
    All I have to say is: I wish you all the luck in the world :rofl:

    Meanwhile, the thought of becoming a hermit, wandering through the forests and mountains of India away from all human contact is sounding quite appealing to me Lmao
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    (Original post by John55)
    Unless we renegotiate down to 70
    69

    We'll be young and vibrant! LETS DO IT
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    No but tommorow I will have had it at 15:00
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    69

    We'll be young and vibrant! LETS DO IT
    I stopped being young and vibrant around age 12 ... but never mind that nick in the woodwork, 69, it's a deal!
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    I should make a thread about whether or not people have had rough sex :sexface:
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    (Original post by John55)
    I stopped being young and vibrant around age 12 ... but never mind that nick in the woodwork, 69, it's a deal!
    See you in 51 years
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    See you in 51 years
    I'll be counting down the hours
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Many reasons tbh. Firstly, because I don't have the testosterone of an ox anymore :lol: Secondly, because I'm basically done with clubbing. Thirdly, I've come to realise that these days I just have sex for fun rather than to get my end away so to speak, and I find it much more enjoyable when I've been chatting to a girl first and we've established what we like and don't like sexually. Some of the worst and most awkward sex I've ever had was during one nighters and it takes a lot of effort to get something going that might turn out to be crap, much easier just to have a go on PornHub.


    We have much in common, woodster.
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    i lost my virginity three nights ago, and i loved it!
 
 
 
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