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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    ...yes
    Cool!
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    When I was very young and attractive I was deeply ashamed of the fact that I knew that,try as I might to understand that women are people too, I could only ever really see them as sex objects and just wanted to sleep with 100s of them preferably 2 or 3 at a time.
    So I played the nice guy and wasted my youth sleeping with one woman at a time.

    But several years ago I started coming into significant amounts of spare cash and one day,while attempting to find a handyman in the back pages of my local paper I discovered almost a whole page of ads for escorts.

    Well,as you can imagine it was like being in a sweetshop and 4 years later I had slept with 100s of women and eventually found a reliable handyman to boot.

    So I have a couple of questions;

    Why are pros so bad at masturbsting circumcised men ffs?

    I mean,Geez,I can understand if it's an inexperienced yo8ng woman but it amazes me how many escorts seem to think a circumcised **** works in exactly the same way as an uncircumcised one!?

    And when you try to explain that they really should be more gentle they get the hump. Then again again that might have been cos circumcised men can last for ages tbf.

    Another thing,nowadays I sometimes book escorts because I'm incredibly lazy at doing the housework and so I figure that I will phone the best agency I know and ask them to send someone round asap.

    I then have that amount of time to rush round doing as much cleaning as possible. But the other week I still had quite a lot to do as the woman turned up in just 35 minutes so I asked her to do some hoovering and she objected !!?

    Wtf?

    I might have another question but it's time for my tea.

    Cheers
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    So I have a couple of questions;

    Why are pros so bad at masturbsting circumcised men ffs?
    I'm not sure, perhaps they aren't aware that there's a difference.


    (Original post by moggis)
    I then have that amount of time to rush found doing as much cleaning as possible. But the other week I still had quite a lot to do as the woman turned up in just 35 minutes so I asked her to do some hoovering and she objected !!?
    Would you invite a plumber to your house and then ask them to clean? Would you invite a cleaner to your house and ask them to shag you? It's not her job, I'd probably object too.
    Unless you had a hoovering fetish
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    This thread makes me sad... not judgemental, just..sad.*
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    Don't understand how anyone can see such behavior in a positive light if I'm honest...
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm not sure, perhaps they aren't aware that there's a difference.




    Would you invite a plumber to your house and then ask them to clean? Would you invite a cleaner to your house and ask them to shag you? It's not her job, I'd probably object too.
    Unless you had a hoovering fetish
    Have any of your customers been good in bed?

    Did you hope any customers would come again (follow up on above question, not come again for money but because the sex was great)?

    How many men have penetrated you?

    How much did you charge for half an hour and for an hour?
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    (Original post by moggis)
    When I was very young and attractive I was deeply ashamed of the fact that I knew that,try as I might to understand that women are people too, I could only ever really see them as sex objects and just wanted to sleep with 100s of them preferably 2 or 3 at a time.
    So I played the nice guy and wasted my youth sleeping with one woman at a time.

    But several years ago I started coming into significant amounts of spare cash and one day,while attempting to find a handyman in the back pages of my local paper I discovered almost a whole page of ads for escorts.

    Well,as you can imagine it was like being in a sweetshop and 4 years later I had slept with 100s of women and eventually found a reliable handyman to boot.

    So I have a couple of questions;

    Why are pros so bad at masturbsting circumcised men ffs?

    I mean,Geez,I can understand if it's an inexperienced yo8ng woman but it amazes me how many escorts seem to think a circumcised **** works in exactly the same way as an uncircumcised one!?

    And when you try to explain that they really should be more gentle they get the hump. Then again again that might have been cos circumcised men can last for ages tbf.

    Another thing,nowadays I sometimes book escorts because I'm incredibly lazy at doing the housework and so I figure that I will phone the best agency I know and ask them to send someone round asap.

    I then have that amount of time to rush round doing as much cleaning as possible. But the other week I still had quite a lot to do as the woman turned up in just 35 minutes so I asked her to do some hoovering and she objected !!?

    Wtf?

    I might have another question but it's time for my tea.

    Cheers
    You sound deranged.
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    lol agreed, can't tell if he is serious or not.

    To the OP, you sound like a well rounded individual who did something different to make an income that you were interested in. Thanks for sharing your story.

    Some people have a stick up their ass about women making their own choices, probably the same creepy men looking for your services that you turned away after getting a bad vibe.

    A man.
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    Wait wait wait wait.....

    You worked in a clandestine cash-only business, where no-one knew your real name....

    And you made a full declaration to HMRC??

    Are you nuts?
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    did u do STEM tho
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    OP
    Wait wait wait wait.....

    You worked in a clandestine cash-only business, where no-one knew your real name....

    And you made a full declaration to HMRC??

    Are you nuts?
    Actually yeah, good point

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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Yeah I did and I had to pay my tax in one hit which was ****ing painful
    ...and that's another thing - not only did you declare your earnings to HMRC, but you also declared enough to pay SA tax?? I mean the allowance is like 10 grand!

    If this is all accurate, you are seriously the most over-honest person ever. Cash-only in a business where no-one is asking for a receipt, and you declared over the allowance. This is Sparta.
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    (Original post by oShahpo)
    if work was anywhere as good as sex, trust me, unemployment would plummet so hard the Earth would shatter in two.
    Leaving aside the issue of if you pay to have sex with me and I later pay to have sex with you, we're back where we started... work sex is a very different thing to recreational or relational sex.

    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Literally the most annoying thing is that I essentially ran my own business whilst at uni and I can't tell employers about it :laugh:
    You can, you just think of some other personal service business that you could talk convincingly about.

    (Congratulations on one of the more realistic threads on this.)
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    what u think about someone being a gigolo ?
    Obs male sex workers exist, but they need to be prepared to be sexual with other men or be poor.

    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Yes always, it's like the 1st commandment of sex work.
    I would say 'get the money first' is, but...
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Where would one find a sex worker at uni?
    Really, if you can't manage it, you don't deserve to be there.

    (Original post by Abstract_Prism)
    Then why are you anonymous?
    There's a difference between not being upset if something does come out and shouting about it from the rooftops.

    (Original post by MrsSheldonCooper)
    Wait so were you an independent?
    For the vast majority of people considering do it, it's the way to go.

    (Original post by Trinculo)
    OP
    Wait wait wait wait.....

    You worked in a clandestine cash-only business, where no-one knew your real name....

    And you made a full declaration to HMRC??

    Are you nuts?
    Apart from the benefits of having started an NI contribution record, if clients can find you, so can HMRC. One less thing to worry about.
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    Where any so good that you considered seeing them again (for free perhaps), or at least hoped they'd book again?
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    Would you like to come to my university?
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    The funny thing is that some poor guy will probably marry and have kids with the OP without ever knowing that she was a prostitute and all her other dirty little secrets. Lol.
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    (Original post by unprinted)
    Apart from the benefits of having started an NI contribution record, if clients can find you, so can HMRC. One less thing to worry about.
    Class 2 and 4 NI are separate from your SA.

    If you are working for cash in unreceipted work, under an assumed name, there is a zero chance that HMRC will come looking for you.

    Until I read this thread, I had no idea that a prostitute would ever pay SA tax or NI - or indeed register for VAT.
 
 
 
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