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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Ikr... I first thought that **** was a joke lmao
    Yeah, I first saw the story on the 'Daily Mail' site-I read it for the bants lol-and, I thought this has got to be a joke. :rofl:
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    That accent though....
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    :rofl: that meme
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    (Original post by Iamverycool)
    It's not me my friend I swear to god man.

    It's someone else.
    Ah, yes, that other guy who mercilessly mocked Nirvana1989-1994 for being from Sheffield and being a whore and a prozzie and made comments about her nan... oh, what a ****ing coincidence, eh :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Ah, yes, that other guy who mercilessly mocked Nirvana1989-1994 for being from Sheffield and being a whore and a prozzie and made comments about her nan... oh, what a ****ing coincidence, eh :rolleyes:
    It sounds like when some guy sexts a girl, she gets mad and goes off on him, and he's like 'Oh, that wasn't me, it was my mate' lol
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    :rofl: that meme
    And by the way nirvana I am not greatguy.
    I have no idea who he is.
    I am someone else .
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    :rofl: that meme
    I will hound Mr Ticktock to the end of the earth until he acknowledges the very blatant fact that he called me a thug and then apologises accordingly, and there will be no shortage of memes
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    FYI, that "oh" at the end still in a German accent was sexy AF :sexface: I've watched too much German porn :rofl:
    :rofl:
    Thanks.. I didn't mean it to be, I was genuinely frustrated cause I'm still here when I'm supposed to do sth else, but this thread is so hilarious and I just can't help it

    Can someone please record themselves reading some that Eliot Rodger thing please? :rofl: WoodyMKC
    UWS ?
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    (Original post by Iamverycool)
    And by the way nirvana I am not greatguy.
    I have no idea who he is.
    I am someone else .
    There was an account called greatguy the other day that said 'Sheffield' related stuff...
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Ah, yes, that other guy who mercilessly mocked Nirvana1989-1994 for being from Sheffield and being a whore and a prozzie and made comments about her nan... oh, what a ****ing coincidence, eh :rolleyes:
    I did offend her and her nan but I apologize for that.

    But seriously I have no idea who called you a thug.
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    :rofl:
    Thanks.. I didn't mean it to be, I was genuinely frustrated cause I'm still here when I'm supposed to do sth else, but this thread is so hilarious and I just can't help it

    Can someone please record themselves reading some that Eliot Rodger thing please? :rofl: WoodyMKC
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    I will :rofl:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    I will hound Mr Ticktock to the end of the earth until he acknowledges the very blatant fact that he called me a thug and then apologises accordingly, and there will be no shortage of memes
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    I will :rofl:
    Yasssss
    Okay I'll do it too :rofl:
    #feminism
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    It sounds like when some guy sexts a girl, she gets mad and goes off on him, and he's like 'Oh, that wasn't me, it was my mate' lol
    :rofl:

    Funny story actually, a mate of mine went on my Facebook (when I was actually on Facebook a good few years ago lol) and messaged a girl on there that I wanted to "f*** her so hard" - I was horrified, but before I had the chance to clear anything up, she only went with it :rofl: Was my friend a total bastard, or wingman of the year?
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    There was an account called greatguy the other day that said 'Sheffield' related stuff...
    So maybe greatguy saw what I wrote about you and "jumped on the bandwagon".

    You can ask UWS he knows me, I am not great guy.

    I just wanted to make you all laugh and give you good time on here.
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Yasssss
    Okay I'll do it too :rofl:
    #feminism
    I wanna lol :rofl:

    #mennist lol :rofl: :rofl:
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    (Original post by Iamverycool)
    I did offend her and her nan but I apologize for that.

    But seriously I have no idea who called you a thug.
    You did the same thing on this account, that account, and every account before that. You will not be my friend until you stop treating me like an idiot
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    :rofl:

    Funny story actually, a mate of mine went on my Facebook (when I was actually on Facebook a good few years ago lol) and messaged a girl on there that I wanted to "f*** her so hard" - I was horrified, but before I had the chance to clear anything up, she only went with it :rofl: Was my friend a total bastard, or wingman of the year?
    Hahaha lucky :rofl:, and definite wingman
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    (Original post by Iamverycool)
    So maybe greatguy saw what I wrote about you and "jumped on the bandwagon".

    You can ask UWS he knows me, I am not great guy.

    I just wanted to make you all laugh and give you good time on here.
    Okay
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    (Original post by Iamverycool)
    Thanks mate for believing me.
    My name is "Shahar", in Hebrew, my native language it means "dawn".

    Anyways I just feel bad for all the offensive things I wrote to all of you, so I just want you to forgive me.
    http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nAVCOkfmJt

    my mic sounds muffled as **** too but whatever
 
 
 
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