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    (Original post by nucdev)
    How did I know that you would see that and have to comment? :toofunny:
    Good job par-poti, trying your best to keep par-dadaji's dil phenk nature in check :rofl:
    When it comes to my par dadi ji I have to be careful. She told me to keep an eye on you. :yes: Be aware. :yes:
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    She's done some nasha on you or something, you're never like this. :cry2:
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    (Original post by undercxver)
    When it comes to my par dadi ji I have to be careful. She told me to keep an eye on you. :yes: Be aware. :yes:
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    She's done some nasha on you or something, you're never like this. :cry2:
    Did she indeed? :rolleyes:
    :lol:

    I think you mean kala jadu. And what's to say I haven't done kala jadu on her?
    Just to keep myself entertained whilst your par dadi has [hopefully, temporarily] left me :mmm:

    And how do you know I wasn't like this with your par-dadi? :teehee:
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    Btw check the spoilers in my previous post to you
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Did she indeed? :rolleyes:
    :lol:

    I think you mean kala jadu. And what's to say I haven't done kala jadu on her?
    Just to keep myself entertained whilst your par dadi has [hopefully, temporarily] left me :mmm:

    And how do you know I wasn't like this with your par-dadi? :teehee:
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    Btw check the spoilers in my previous post to you
    Or maybe it was Vashikaran, that worked well for me indeed. :ahee: I've tried to do kala jadu on my imaginary cat but it wasn't successful.

    LOOOOOL. True. I don't want to know more. :hide:
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    Hoping to have a dream/nightmareless sleep tonight
    night night ppl :goodnight:
    and good luck for anyone with exams/school tomorrow :yes: x
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    Hoping to have a dream/nightmareless sleep tonight
    night night ppl :goodnight:
    and good luck for anyone with exams/school tomorrow :yes: x
    night cavy
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    night cavy
    Awwww froggy :hugs: goodnight and happy birthday btw i never said :zomg:
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    Awwww froggy :hugs: goodnight and happy birthday btw i never said :zomg:
    Cheers cavy this is by far my favourite birthday card
    :hugs:
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    I'm just thinking about that nandos!
    and I'm sat here eating pot noodles 😟
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    (Original post by CON5P1RACY K1D)
    and I'm sat here eating pot noodles 😟
    Nandos!
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Nandos!
    :lol:

    Mmm chicken
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    Slept for an hour last night like a boss ngl it felt good :rofl:
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Slept for an hour last night like a boss ngl it felt good :rofl:
    Only an hour?
    Why? What naughty things did you get up to last night? :mmm:
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Only an hour?
    Why? What naughty things did you get up to last night? :mmm:
    :rofl:
    Have you forgotten already? When you were doing them with me? Didn't really leave a lasting impression did I?

    Or was it because id drugged you?? :holmes:


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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Have you forgotten already? When you were doing them with me? Didn't really leave a lasting impression did I?

    Or was it because id drugged you?? :holmes:


    :rofl:
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    You deffo didn't leave a lasting impression. Try EVEN harder next time :perv:
    'Twas a mediocre effort tbh :teehee:

    :lol:


    Khuda maaf kare!
    I've just ruined a song I was listening to now with my gandhe khayaal.
    Original title: Chal Wahan Jaate Hain
    Title now in my mind: Chal Bedroom mein Jaate Hain :facepalm:
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    :toofunny:

    You deffo didn't leave a lasting impression. Try EVEN harder next time :perv:
    'Twas a mediocre effort tbh :teehee:

    :lol:


    Khuda maaf kare!
    I've just ruined a song I was listening to now with my gandhe khayaal.
    Original title: Chal Wahan Jaate Hain
    Title now in my mind: Chal Bedroom mein Jaate Hain :facepalm:
    Ex-pati, you couldn't handle me when we were married and now you want me to try again? I'll have you know I've got Hydeman tonight. So can I book you in for Saturday? For the whole night? Actually only an hour, should be more than enough for you.

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    Loool I'm making you sound like a hooker? :rofl:


    Loool bahut gandha! Besharam. Jao khuda se maafi maango.

    :rofl: hahaha that song though Loool
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Ex-pati, you couldn't handle me when we were married and now you want me to try again? I'll have you know I've got Hydeman tonight. So can I book you in for Saturday? For the whole night? Actually only an hour, should be more than enough for you.
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    Loool I'm making you sound like a hooker? :rofl:


    Loool bahut gandha! Besharam. Jao khuda se maafi maango.

    :rofl: hahaha that song though Loool
    Ex-pati?!?!?!?!
    I'll have YOU know that our divorce hadn't yet come through and you decided to show yourself after buggering for a week, so I cancelled those divorce plans. But OK, I'll restart the process if you want
    Just to let you know though, you won't be getting anything if I become ex-pati
    And if an hour is more than enough for me, 15mins is MORE than enough for Hydeman tonight.
    :rofl:

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    Sounds like you have experience in booking hookers tbh :teehee:

    So THAT'S what you were up to when you were away for a week!!! Ab samjha!!
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Ex-pati?!?!?!?!
    I'll have YOU know that our divorce hadn't yet come through and you decided to show yourself after buggering for a week, so I cancelled those divorce plans. But OK, I'll restart the process if you want
    Just to let you know though, you won't be getting anything if I become ex-pati
    And if an hour is more than enough for me, 15mins is MORE than enough for Hydeman tonight.
    :rofl:
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    Sounds like you have experience in booking hookers tbh :teehee:

    So THAT'S what you were up to when you were away for a week!!! Ab samjha!!
    :rofl3:
    Did you not get the letter come through? I had the talaak done all privately! So happy I got you to sign the pre-nup!

    Funny, how all your wives leave you! :teehee: must be your ways in the bedroom and your abs!

    Hydeman 15 mins with is worth and so much better than an hour with you! Lol takes you an hour to make me :teehee: only takes Hydeman 15 cuz he's so good

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    hahahah I have to hire hookers because the men in my life can't satisfy me! How sad always expected better from a Hindu cuz the Muslims let me down. But you let me down too :rofl:


    :rofl: wtf is this? Hahahahaha
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Ex-pati?!?!?!?!
    I'll have YOU know that our divorce hadn't yet come through and you decided to show yourself after buggering for a week, so I cancelled those divorce plans. But OK, I'll restart the process if you want
    Just to let you know though, you won't be getting anything if I become ex-pati
    And if an hour is more than enough for me, 15mins is MORE than enough for Hydeman tonight.
    :rofl:
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    :toofunny:
    Sounds like you have experience in booking hookers tbh :teehee:

    So THAT'S what you were up to when you were away for a week!!! Ab samjha!!
    :rofl3:
    no idea what's going on here but I also don't want to know
 
 
 
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