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    Beşiktaş v Trabzonspor

    Women and children only for this match due to the penalties incurred by Beşiktaş.



    They appear to be lighting the flames for their şiş kebabs.

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    (Original post by RamocitoMorales)
    Turkish women make kebabs rather than sandwiches.
    this made me burst out laughing :')
    now my boss is giving me funny looks
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    (Original post by RamocitoMorales)
    Beşiktaş v Trabzonspor

    Women and children only for this match due to the penalties incurred by Beşiktaş.



    They appear to be lighting the flames for their şiş kebabs.

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    Turkish women make kebabs rather than sandwiches.
    Firey turkish female folk... not bad. Although I don't get the obsession with flairs :laugh:



    (Original post by minniiee)
    this made me burst out laughing :')
    now my boss is giving me funny looks
    I don't think that was meant to be funny...
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    we appear to be dying again...
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    Do flares kill? :holmes:
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    (Original post by S-man10)
    Do flares kill? :holmes:
    If you shove it into someone's oesophagus, sure.
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    (Original post by RamocitoMorales)
    If you shove it into someone's oesophagus, sure.
    that would definitely be a very nasty way to die
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    (Original post by RamocitoMorales)
    If you shove it into someone's oesophagus, sure.
    What about shoving it up someones bum? :holmes:
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    (Original post by S-man10)
    What about shoving it up someones bum? :holmes:
    Yes. Humans are effectively organic bombs. The sparks from the flare would set the methane produced within the caverns of their rectum alight and cause them to combust.

    Cleaning the dispersed and burning flesh afterward is a hassle though.
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    (Original post by RamocitoMorales)
    Yes. Humans are effectively organic bombs. The sparks from the flare would set the methane produced within the caverns of their rectum alight and cause them to combust.

    Cleaning the dispersed and burning flesh afterward is a hassle though.
    this is turning into a "painful ways to die" contest haha
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    (Original post by aeyurttaser13)
    this is turning into a "painful ways to die" contest haha
    Would you prefer to be skewered from your rectum to your nasal passage, like a şiş kebab, or would you rather be spun around a flame while having thin strips of meat sliced off you every so often, like a döner kebab?
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    (Original post by minniiee)
    we appear to be dying again...
    That's because I have exams

    Done my first final. Absolutely demolished it Next one on Friday eek!
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    (Original post by RamocitoMorales)
    Would you prefer to be skewered from your rectum to your nasal passage, like a şiş kebab, or would you rather be spun around a flame while having thin strips of meat sliced off you every so often, like a döner kebab?
    the first.. it sounds like it would be over quicker...

    (Original post by Akkuz)
    That's because I have exams

    Done my first final. Absolutely demolished it Next one on Friday eek!
    well done and good luck
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    (Original post by RamocitoMorales)
    Would you prefer to be skewered from your rectum to your nasal passage, like a şiş kebab, or would you rather be spun around a flame while having thin strips of meat sliced off you every so often, like a döner kebab?
    tough call.. the first since id die a little quicker due to internal bleeding
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    urgh this place is fulll of psychotic ppl talking about how to murder sum1 in gruesome ways. :afraid:
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    add one more turkish person to the list.
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    (Original post by smd4std)
    add one more turkish person to the list.
    u dont just add. you have to go thru interveiw.

    Answer these 2 questions.

    1. What makes you Turkish apart from your biological preferences?
    2. Do you eat kebab?
    3. Do you vote conservatives?
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    (Original post by y.yousef)
    u dont just add. you have to go thru interveiw.

    Answer these 2 questions.

    1. What makes you Turkish apart from your biological preferences?
    2. Do you eat kebab?
    3. Do you vote conservatives?
    >answers these 2 questions
    >asks 3 questions


    yup, you are turkish all right.
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    (Original post by smd4std)
    >answers these 2 questions
    >asks 3 questions


    yup, you are turkish all right.
    Wow you catch on qwik einstein . Ur avoidinh answering question. Which means your hiding. Sumfin. U ain't Turkish are u
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    would you like to run a genetic diagnosis of me to see if i am turkish?
 
 
 
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