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PublicSchoolAnn
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sun beds/ fake tan.
I am however kind of obsessive about my colour so do slob about in the garden for most of the summer sun but thats besidee the point.
Fake tan - you've been tangoed and sun beds leaves you looking like a body builder. So when is all this fashion for orangeness going to go away and when are people just going to cut the grass instead?! Raaah
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when the skin cancer kicks in :rolleyes:
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sun beds/ fake tan.
I am however kind of obsessive about my colour so do slob about in the garden for most of the summer sun but thats besidee the point.
Fake tan - you've been tangoed and sun beds leaves you looking like a body builder. So when is all this fashion for orangeness going to go away and when are people just going to cut the grass instead?! Raaah
well i use: Nivea Sun Sun Touch Self Tan Spray..

it doesnt go orange at all, and looks really nice...

i once got the spray job done, looked good and lasted ages but cost me £60

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orange skin is sooooooooooooooo cool :cool:














:rolleyes: aka cilla from corri
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orange skin is sooooooooooooooo cool :cool:














:rolleyes: aka cilla from corri
Cilla frm Corrie is Vile!
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I'd love to dig PublicSchoolAnn. A shallow grave, after dissolving her legs with acid, and sending hunting hounds to drag back the rest of her.
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I'd love to dig PublicSchoolAnn. A shallow grave, after dissolving her legs with acid, and sending hunting hounds to drag back the rest of her.


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I'd love to dig PublicSchoolAnn. A shallow grave, after dissolving her legs with acid, and sending hunting hounds to drag back the rest of her.
Whatever minger.
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Cilla frm Corrie is Vile!
SHEXY... don't ya think??

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Whatever minger.
I thought it was "Whatever, Trevor"? Don't you like me any more?
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after dissolving her legs with acid, and sending hunting hounds to drag back the rest of her.
I just confused myself with mental imagery, as you were melting her legs with acid out of a bottle whilst standing over her, but then you sent the hounds to get her and were far away from her, hence needing the hounds to fetch her. I was thinking:

"Why would you walk miles away, then send back dogs? Why not just build a little sledge and put her on it and make the dogs pull it alongside you? Or why not just bury her there, and not need any dragging at all?"

It's possible I gave it too much consideration.
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I just confused myself with mental imagery, as you were melting her legs with acid out of a bottle whilst standing over her, but then you sent the hounds to get her and were far away from her, hence needing the hounds to fetch her. I was thinking:

"Why would you walk miles away, then send back dogs? Why not just build a little sledge and put her on it and make the dogs pull it alongside you? Or why not just bury her there, and not need any dragging at all?"

It's possible I gave it too much consideration.
Ah, you see, let me explain. I am indeed there to burn her legs off, at which point she is perfectly alive and possibly well. Then, I leave her, before sending the hounds to finish her off, and also then drag back her tattered carcass, to the point that the shallow grave is situated. It may not be practical, but it's the best that came- I'm open to other suggestions.

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SHEXY... don't ya think??

http://www.corrie.net/profiles/chara...own_cilla2.jpg
The man who cant count would do something similar to that. Actually no hold on hes not that low to do his mother.
Trevor/ Minger- wotevaaaaaa
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SHEXY... don't ya think??

http://www.corrie.net/profiles/chara...own_cilla2.jpg

very :eek:
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Ah, you see, let me explain. I am indeed there to burn her legs off, at which point she is perfectly alive and possibly well. Then, I leave her, before sending the hounds to finish her off, and also then drag back her tattered carcass, to the point that the shallow grave is situated. It may not be practical, but it's the best that came- I'm open to other suggestions.

Maybe the dogs could eat her, and the whole thing could be explained as a tragic accident at the scene of an illegal hunt? It would save the digging of a shallow grave, and the unfortunate side-effects such as going nuts and living in a loft where you spy on your flatmates through holes in your ceiling, then butcher some loan sharks & get stabbed.
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Maybe the dogs could eat her, and the whole thing could be explained as a tragic accident at the scene of an illegal hunt? It would save the digging of a shallow grave, and the unfortunate side-effects such as going nuts and living in a loft where you spy on your flatmates through holes in your ceiling, then butcher some loan sharks & get stabbed.
Yes! Maybe foxes could do the whole thing...then the police would just write it off as irony?
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I tried fake tan once, but I ended up orange and stayed in my room for a month til it faded. I wouldnt go near a sunbed, I get scared about cancer very easily.
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My sister has an unhelathy obession with sunbeds, im lining up a great "I told you so" comment.
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Fake tan doesn't always look orange and streaky, if you know how to use it properly.
Also I love the way some people who sunbathe or use fake tans will chastize people who smoke using the "why are you risking cancer just to look cool" line. :rolleyes:
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I have a mediterranean complexion so I dont NEED a sunbed or a fake tan!

Haha!

Pwned.
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