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    (Original post by lou p lou)
    :eek: i don't have a bf and i've never met 2776. never assume anything, it's always dangerous.

    lou xxx
    just winding you up lol

    should never take anything i say too seriously lol
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    My only distinguishing feature is my long blonde/brown hair. Erm, brown eyes, 6'0" tall, single and not looking.
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    (Original post by NikNak)
    just winding you up lol

    should never take anything i say too seriously lol
    these things never come across right on a forum do they? lol.

    any more takers for the dating service? i promise not to set you up with complete frogs (although frogs can turn into princes).

    lou xxx
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    go on put my name down lol

    looking for anyone who will have me lol. Am told I have an annoying habbit of asking a question twice as in "can you see that car can you" lol
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    (Original post by NikNak)
    go on put my name down lol

    looking for anyone who will have me lol. Am told I have an annoying habbit of asking a question twice as in "can you see that car can you" lol
    you're not meant to tell them your bad points *they already know them* :rolleyes:

    so far those who've shown an interest are...

    danithestudent
    moi (i get first picks!)
    niknak
    elpaw

    don't you just love being single...

    lou xxx
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    (Original post by lou p lou)
    yet another thread about someone single and alone and looking for love... http://www.uk-learning.net/t17657.html

    so.... i think we should make just one thread for them all.

    describe yourself.
    describe what you want.
    and make up some cheesy blind date-esque line.

    lou xxx
    Might as well, though I ain't fussed...

    My name is Juwel Haque and I am your Street Soldier... I am tall, dark, not the best looking bull in the field but good enough for me. Been desciribed by various people as "funny, mad, stupid, brainy, arrogant (they obviously fail to understand supreme confidence), loud, eccentric, horny, lazy, a good listener and a good friend".

    Not really looking. Suppose I'll put myself in the market when I go to uni, away from home and in my freedom (mornin' ladies!)... attracted to petites, girls with something different (which might be unfairly described as wierd by most), a sense of humour to match or at least enjoy my own, and someone who appreciates the person and not the image or money or anything...

    Cheesy line time... err... I can't promise you money but I'll give you the world [lies! Your dad's a millionaire you tight git! - Z] - shut the hell up alter ego!
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    (Original post by ZJuwelH)
    Might as well, though I ain't fussed...

    My name is Juwel Haque and I am your Street Soldier... I am tall, dark, not the best looking bull in the field but good enough for me. Been desciribed by various people as "funny, mad, stupid, brainy, arrogant (they obviously fail to understand supreme confidence), loud, eccentric, horny, lazy, a good listener and a good friend".
    [lies! Your dad's a millionaire you tight git! - Z] - shut the hell up alter ego!

    you forgot schitzophrenic
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    (Original post by ZJuwelH)
    Might as well, though I ain't fussed...

    My name is Juwel Haque and I am your Street Soldier... I am tall, dark, not the best looking bull in the field but good enough for me. Been desciribed by various people as "funny, mad, stupid, brainy, arrogant (they obviously fail to understand supreme confidence), loud, eccentric, horny, lazy, a good listener and a good friend".

    Not really looking. Suppose I'll put myself in the market when I go to uni, away from home and in my freedom (mornin' ladies!)... attracted to petites, girls with something different (which might be unfairly described as wierd by most), a sense of humour to match or at least enjoy my own, and someone who appreciates the person and not the image or money or anything...

    Cheesy line time... err... I can't promise you money but I'll give you the world [lies! Your dad's a millionaire you tight git! - Z] - shut the hell up alter ego!
    arrogrant eh? don't know what they were thinking lol
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    (Original post by NikNak)
    supreme confidence eh?
    Yeah...

    I know I can come up with a better line than that, but because was asked for it I got stuck. Maybe my quick wit will redeem me later.
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    (Original post by Ralfskini)
    My only distinguishing feature is my long blonde/brown hair. Erm, brown eyes, 6'0" tall, single and not looking.
    6'0 eh...so Ralfskini, how are youuu mate???? you like being single? im sure that will change...
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    (Original post by kikzen)
    you forgot schitzophrenic
    But I'm keeping him supressed for now so he doesn't come out much [oh really, think again *****! -Z]
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    (Original post by Anna)
    6'0 eh...so Ralfskini, how are youuu mate???? you like being single? im sure that will change...
    hey lou this could be your first success story lol
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    (Original post by NikNak)
    hey lou this could be your first success story lol
    Second, she did alright for elpaw of course

    While on the subject, what's happening with your situation Lou?
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    (Original post by NikNak)
    hey lou this could be your first success story lol
    hehehe,but he said 'single and not looking' oh well..
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    (Original post by Anna)
    hehehe,but he said 'single and not looking' oh well..
    plenty more fish in the sea..........oh which I happen to be one lol
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    (Original post by Anna)
    hehehe,but he said 'single and not looking' oh well..
    <cough> Six foot four <cough>
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    (Original post by NikNak)
    hey!! - i assume you are lou's bf lol
    if i was then u would be pummeled by now
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    (Original post by ZJuwelH)
    <cough> Six foot four <cough>
    that sounds nasty lol
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    (Original post by 2776)
    if i was then u would be pummeled by now
    well nothing new there then...
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    (Original post by Anna)
    hehehe,but he said 'single and not looking' oh well..

    Oh come on. A good looking girl like you should be looking for more than a long distance relationship with someone you don't know and have never seen. lol
 
 
 
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