My favourite quotes:
Percy: Only this morning in the courtyard I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies.
Blackadder: Two horses standing next to each other?
Flashheart: Thanks, Bridesmaid. Like the beard. Gives me something to hang on to.
Kate's Father: Oh, please go on the game. It's a steady job and you'd be working from home.
Blackadder: 'Yes, it is', not 'That it be'. You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me. I'm not a tourist.
Bishop: You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything.
Blackadder:Ah - fine words for a Bishop. Nice to hear the Church speaking out for a change on social issues......................