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embrassed to buy lubricant

what should i do, i need to get some lube but it will be too embrassing at the checkout in the shop! lol

will anyone care what i buy??

save me

Reply 1

inksplodge

17

Nobody will care. :tongue:

Reply 2

sprout.

The nice lady at Boots is gonna be judging you SO HARD.

Reply 3

2Av

1

Dont make a big deal out of it and they won't either.

Reply 4

ramzwj

12

Go in and say very loudly 'Oh no! My bike chain is playing up and I need to be at an important meeting in ten minutes. Where oh where can I find a fast, effective method of lubrication to keep things running smoothly. Ah here we are, Durex play.'

Done.

Reply 5

Pandabär

11

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(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 6

deleted

If you're really embarrassed, could you go to somewhere that has self service checkouts? That's what I do, saves having to look at someone in the eye!

Reply 7

Laertes

1

Man up; look the cashier square in the eye and say:
"Just this, please."

Reply 8

username196545

19

Just buy it with toothpaste and deodrant and shampoo; they won't even notice. I used to feel like that over tampons when I was like 13 - I grew up.

Reply 9

ourlastmemory

15

You shouldn't be embarrassed.

But self service is a godsend :smile:

Reply 10

Kinsula

9

ramzwj

Go in and say very loudly 'Oh no! My bike chain is playing up and I need to be at an important meeting in ten minutes. Where oh where can I find a fast, effective method of lubrication to keep things running smoothly. Ah here we are, Durex play.'

Done.

lol'd

Reply 11

heidigirl

17

Oh, grow up. :p:

Seriously, it's just lubricant. And when was the last time someone at a checkout studiously examined what product you were buying? They just scan them through most of the time without looking at them. :rolleyes:

Reply 12

cognito_08

16

To be honest the cashier is gonna be more concerned about when he/she has their next break or what they're having for dinner than what you're buying.

Reply 13

Reflexive

14

It's fine. Just don't buy it with condoms and phallic shaped vegetables.

Reply 14

fire2burn

17

Tesco self service if you're that bothered?

Just grow up and buy it, let me guess one of these people that asks for condoms in a whispering hushed up voice?

Reply 15

KirstiecNI

1

I work at the checkouts at asda. We srsly don't care. Its more hilarious when you see the person freaking out. One fine valentines day a man came in and bought a bottle of wine and condoms...classic.

Reply 16

blahhh

18

I work in a supermarket...its much worse when you get over 70's buying anusol, kj jelly and senokot all at once :lolwut:

Just buy it with other stuff like someone else said, deodorant etc :smile:

Reply 17

XFire36

9

Sod's law states, that you will use the self-service... lol and it will break for what ever reason, therefore requiring the attendant to come and help out.

The innuendo in that statement is amazing.

Reply 18

Fuzzed_Out

14

Grab a pack of large ribbed condoms, a large tub of lube, strawberries and a can of whipped cream. Choose the most attractive cashier and when they look at you in that oh so disapproving look that makes you feel genetically inferior respond as so:
"Oh yeah baby, I'm getting laid" or my favourite "shut up you fancy me".

Reply 19

Hitsit

ramzwj

Go in and say very loudly 'Oh no! My bike chain is playing up and I need to be at an important meeting in ten minutes. Where oh where can I find a fast, effective method of lubrication to keep things running smoothly. Ah here we are, Durex play.'

Done.

LMAO! what a way to put it.

embrassed to buy lubricant

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