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(Original post by xBeLLax)
we'll have our own party ....until you see him again








where are you, in the world, btw ?
I'm in DC

our nation's fine capital... :rolleyes:

3,000 miles away from kingy
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(Original post by jessicarabbit)
MY LUFF!!

*strips*

*kingslaw hits me cause im being a hussie*



did my attempt to text you happy birthday work?
*checks phone*

Yep . Thankyou muffin :love::love::love:. I assume the text is just a warm up for the nudie pics...but I guess you have to wait for Mr Keeper to send them to you before you can forward them onto me .

Of course it took a while to get the text because of the huge backlog of people trying to text me happy birthday.

Actually, I'm lying. None of my friends will text me happy birthday. They dont get mobile phones in prison .
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(Original post by beekeeper_)
:eek: I never knew!

I would have organised a nice treat for him... :rolleyes:

*wishes Kingy a happy birthday*

*starts signing*

"Another year older
A little bit stronger
A little bit wiser than? a year ago today

Looking over my shoulder
I was so much younger then
I can't believe what happened
A year ago today

Another year gone by
Oh the tears have run dry
Life seemed so unkind
A year ago today"


and this bits for the rabbit and the king...

"You've gotta pick yourself up,
Take another look
And dust yourself off cause life's too good,
I'll say it to myself and I'll say it again
Lover will never end

And though we're so far apart
You're forever in my heart"



*hugs*

[scene missing]

*mops up*

:love:
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(Original post by kingslaw)
*checks phone*

Yep . Thankyou muffin :love::love::love:. I assume the text is just a warm up for the nudie pics...but I guess you have to wait for Mr Keeper to send them to you before you can forward them onto me .

Of course it took a while to get the text because of the huge backlog of people trying to text me happy birthday.

Actually, I'm lying. None of my friends will text me happy birthday. They dont get mobile phones in prison .
my msn isn't working

lousy computer...you know, if you were like a normal person and used AOL instant messenger, i could just go on AIM express and talk to you...

but nooo...you have to use crappy msn....god, when are you brits gonna get with it? :rolleyes:
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my msn isn't working

lousy computer...you know, if you were like a normal person and used AOL instant messenger, i could just go on AIM express and talk to you...

but nooo...you have to use crappy msn....god, when are you brits gonna get with it? :rolleyes:
But...but...on MSN you can spend hours on the internet trying to get a webcam to work just so I can see your boobies. Also on MSN you get to line the pockets of that wonderful Bill Gates - living proof that perfecting a good masturbatory technique is not the only positive consequence of social isoloation .


*goes to download AIM*

Lets call it a birthday present to myself :rolleyes:...
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hey kingslaw...how bout you go to this website...

http://www.aim.com/get_aim/express/aim_expr.adp?aolp=

and create an account to talk to me

just cause you luff me...of course, I understand if youre too drunk and you're in between the two toned thighs of some gorgeous supermodel and therefore too busy to do so...

actually...im getting offline in like 20
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Happy.
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(Original post by kingslaw)
But...but...on MSN you can spend hours on the internet trying to get a webcam to work just so I can see your boobies. Also on MSN you get to line the pockets of that wonderful Bill Gates - living proof that perfecting a good masturbatory technique is not the only positive consequence of social isoloation .


*goes to download AIM*

Lets call it a birthday present to myself :rolleyes:...
YAY!!! I LUFF YOU!!!
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just cause you luff me...of course, I understand if youre too drunk and you're in between the two toned thighs of some gorgeous supermodel and therefore too busy to do so...
No hun. I made beekeeer leave kingslaw alone hours ago :p:
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wait...do you know my screenname on AOL?

ccjet

for the rest of you...feel free to send me dirty ims
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(Original post by xBeLLax)
No hun. I made beekeeer leave kingslaw alone hours ago :p:


hes so much better looking than me

*makes liposuction appointment*
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hey kingslaw...how bout you go to this website...

http://www.aim.com/get_aim/express/aim_expr.adp?aolp=

and create an account to talk to me

just cause you luff me...of course, I understand if youre too drunk and you're in between the two toned thighs of some gorgeous supermodel and therefore too busy to do so...

actually...im getting offline in like 20
Look, that time you saw me inbetween the thighs of that supermodel, I swear I was just seeing if your voice really echo's if you shout down there . You've never been one to stand in the way of pushing the boundaries of social and scientific research...I mean, you were quite happy to see whether its true that all foreskin repulses American girls.

*realises its not a sub forum*

Meh.

Are you really getting off in 20...coz I've probably got to register and stuff...and it could take like 10 mins to do so

But I want to ***** with you .
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Look, that time you saw me inbetween the thighs of that supermodel, I swear I was just seeing if your voice really echo's if you shout down there . You've never been one to stand in the way of pushing the boundaries of social and scientific research...I mean, you were quite happy to see whether its true that all foreskin repulses American girls.

*realises its not a sub forum*

Meh.

Are you really getting off in 20...coz I've probably got to register and stuff...and it could take like 10 mins to do so

But I want to ***** with you .
nah, my friends are always late
theyre supposed to be here at 8 30 so that we have enough time to get to the gig and buy tickets and park....but...knowing them theyre going to be having sex before coming here...which will make them one minute late :p: :rolleyes:
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Look, that time you saw me inbetween the thighs of that supermodel, I swear I was just seeing if your voice really echo's if you shout down there . You've never been one to stand in the way of pushing the boundaries of social and scientific research...I mean, you were quite happy to see whether its true that all foreskin repulses American girls.

*realises its not a sub forum*

Meh.

Are you really getting off in 20...coz I've probably got to register and stuff...and it could take like 10 mins to do so

But I want to ***** with you .
And I have to think of something frightfully witty for a screen name too :rolleyes:.
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And I have to think of something frightfully witty for a screen name too :rolleyes:.
iwannabangcristina :rolleyes:
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(Original post by kingslaw)
*hugs*

[scene missing]

*mops up*

:love:
Yay its the spesh guy!

*squeezes tight*

What are you doing then today??
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iwannabangcristina :rolleyes:
But I hate people who lie on the internet :p:
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(Original post by jessicarabbit)


hes so much better looking than me

*makes liposuction appointment*
No way... You've got those lovely boobies, much nicer than mine

*points* new profile picture... It would appear i've deteriorated slightly... anything for you
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But I hate people who lie on the internet :p:
is the aim working or what? i need a hit of kingslaw before i leave at 8 30
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No way... You've got those lovely boobies, much nicer than mine

*points* new profile picture... It would appear i've deteriorated slightly... anything for you

kingslaw does love my boobs....

and they just keep getting bigger :rolleyes:
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