Meh theres always OTC if you dont get in!
OTC dudes:" SO guys you interested in joining a drinking club in which you get paid too?"
My freind:"Possibly, whats the catch?"
OTC dudes: " Theres none, you just turn up, get paid, and drink"
My friend: " I see, are you sure about that?"
Otc dudes: "Yes, its fantastic."
My friend: "So why is it that you are wearing dpm trousers?"
OTC dudes: "If you want to join you can sign here"
My friend: "Can you answer my question please?"
OTC dudes: "Well, I mean, we are part of the, arm.... TA."
My friend: "hmm.... Thanks but, Bye now."