eddie izzard

hey. im trying to get Definite Article on DVD for my sister for christmas but i dont know whther it's actually on DVD yet coz i can't find it anywhere. Anyone know? dearyxxx

Reply 1

LPK

deary_ma_leary

hey. im trying to get Definite Article on DVD for my sister for christmas but i dont know whther it's actually on DVD yet coz i can't find it anywhere. Anyone know? dearyxxx

try ebay if it is not on there it is not out.

Reply 2

El_Borish

deary_ma_leary

hey. im trying to get Definite Article on DVD for my sister for christmas but i dont know whther it's actually on DVD yet coz i can't find it anywhere. Anyone know? dearyxxx

ebay or amazon - im pretty sure its out, what cover has it got, i cant remember...

Reply 3

deary_ma_leary

El_Borish

ebay or amazon - im pretty sure its out, what cover has it got, i cant remember...

i think he's sitting ina chair and has a furry red jacket (maybe jacket maybe trousers). its a v.old tour-at least 5 yrs

Reply 4

El_Borish

deary_ma_leary

i think he's sitting ina chair and has a furry red jacket (maybe jacket maybe trousers). its a v.old tour-at least 5 yrs

yeah, im 99.9% certain its out - just look around :tongue:

Reply 5

darknessishope

I know it is out on video, not sure about DVD though (that probably didn't help) but yea anyway you can get it on video if you can't find it on dvd.

Reply 6

Perplexed

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004R6T0/ref=sr_aps_vhs_1_1/026-1101447-9737209

Edit: Oops, that's VHS.

Reply 7

deary_ma_leary

no its definitely only on vhs-have searched ebay and amazon and went to the eddie izzard fan page and its not there so im thinkin it aint there. ah well. thanks. dearyxxx

Reply 8

Rufty

deary_ma_leary

no its definitely only on vhs-have searched ebay and amazon and went to the eddie izzard fan page and its not there so im thinkin it aint there. ah well. thanks. dearyxxx

deary, looks like it's VHS or nowt, but to keep you going....

Definite Article 1996
They call it coming out of a book and you've gotta do it at some point in your life, haven't you?

People think I'm on drugs and I'm not...I'm really....just coffee..When I take drugs I start going...oohhh...Insurance!

But thimbles is what I really want to talk about.

Don't laugh too much, please.

Buy Mister Dog for small yapper type dogs...and maybe they'll shut the fuck up.

Shag, daughter, shag! Shag for babies!

Apples are user friendly. You grab 'em and you go 'argh, argh, argh, argh' and then you start to eat them.

And pears can fuck off too. 'Cause they're gorgeous little beasts but they're ripe for a half an hour...and you're never there!

You bastard! I left my aura there!

Follow him! He speaks in sentences!

Hello. We're murderers. Twix please.

I'll be promoted in the underground system. I'll get my own darkness.

I ran and I ran and I ran and I ran...and after five inches they caught me.

Guns and banjos! Interesting band...

Oh! I've forgotten the rest of the show...Emergency joke...Two men walked into a pub...

Five people can play the clarinet in the world and they make quite a beautiful wooden noise. I played it like a fog horn being dragged through a place where fog horns shouldn't be dragged.

You shall play the violin because I never had the chance when I was a child. Well, you have the chance now, why don't you learn it now?

I don't wanna learn! I wanna go out and smash things with hammers.

Stop practicing! You sound crap! I have bought a hammer. You may borrow it if you wish.

It's like trying to blow into a weasel.

The tuba! Who chooses to play a tuba? Surely the tuba is a punishment thing. Surely it's community service. You've been sentenced to three years on the tuba.

First clarinets play the melody. That's ok. Second clarinets play harmony that back up the melody. Third clarinets play the notes that are left over!

And poetry...Poetry is very similar to music...Only less notes and more words.

Sorry, if you haven't seen The Italian Job this is all meaningless by now. But then, if you haven't seen it you probably haven't lived.

He doesn't suffer fools gladly...Who DOES suffer fools gladly?

I've done a bit of Latin in my time. But I can control it!

They weren't into democracy and diplomacy because they were Greek words and they'd already invaded them.

They murdered and killed a lot of people. But 2000 years....Forgive and forget, eh?

That's a very British invasion. 'I'm terribly sorry...We use to be imperious bastards but now we're coming quite politely.'

I wish to beef up the grief!

And we'll poke people with sticks to make them cry. Go on, cry ya bastards!

Here we go: Don't do bad things, only do good things. Always treat your neighbour like someone who lives near to you. Never put a sock in a toaster. Never put jam on a magnet. Never throw your granny in a bag. Never suck all the juice out of a bag. Never lean over on a Tuesday. *puff* Lots of other things...but I have to go get a Mars Bar....Love...Paul...Brackets: Saint.

Why am I Australian, by the way? My country hasn't even been invented yet...except by the indigenous race that lives there.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

And some people do those squeezy hand shakes...Those crusher hand shakes...You know, that small dick, I've got a big handshake kind of...The compensation handshake...

No one's put a flying bird, a bird that can fly in an airplane because that wouldn't be flying...it'd be flying...

E equals MC squared?? I had F equals MC squared!

And there's a moral to this story...or at least there was suppose to be a moral...but since I'm dislexic...it was, in fact a marble.

You piss me off, you salmon! You're too expensive at restaurants that's your problem!

Reply 9

deary_ma_leary

Rufty

deary, looks like it's VHS or nowt, but to keep you going....

thanks but i ended up just buying it on VHS. am looking now to buy sexie and then maybe build up the collection between the 2 (although i bought definte article for my sister-can easily steal it!!)
dearyxxx

Reply 10

El_Borish

Rufty