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    (Original post by Mr White)
    What is wrong with society?

    Bah. You're all ignorant philistines.
    All my mates think that the cat in the hat is the best book of all time

    Why did you do that to him?
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    White is black.
    No I'm not!
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    What are your hobbies?

    Thats the easiest £50 i ever made
    Was that your mum leaving just now?

    17 camels
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    How do I get a divorce?

    It's behind you!!!
    Wheres that mutant gorilla gone?

    Cool
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    All my mates think that the cat in the hat is the best book of all time

    Why did you do that to him?
    Do you remember when I smashed that garden gnome?

    No, toilet duck.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Do you remember when I smashed that garden gnome?

    No, toilet duck.

    Fancy a beer?

    custard creams.
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    Do you remember when I smashed that garden gnome?

    No, toilet duck.
    Is Vodka your favourite drink?

    Cannibalism
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Is Vodka your favourite drink?

    Cannibalism
    What did you do last Friday?

    Maurice
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    What did you do last Friday?

    Maurice
    Whats your twins name?

    A glass of milk
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Whats your twins name?

    A glass of milk
    What did you spill?

    I dont think i can.
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    What did you spill?

    I dont think i can.
    Can you squeeze into that outfit?

    Yeah, and your mum
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Can you squeeze into that outfit?

    Yeah, and your mum
    You slept with my brother?

    that was easy.
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    Can you squeeze into that outfit?

    Yeah, and your mum
    Did you know that I'm related to my father?

    I left it right there!
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Did you know that I'm related to my father?

    I left it right there!
    where is you head?

    peter pan.
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    (Original post by feebs)
    You slept with my brother?

    that was easy.
    Try and fit this watermelon in your mouth...

    Mice
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Did you know that I'm related to my father?

    I left it right there!
    Where did you put your monkey brain sandwich?

    That made me vomit
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    Try and fit this watermelon in your mouth...

    Mice
    Whats for lunch?

    don't make me cry.
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    (Original post by feebs)
    Whats for lunch?

    don't make me cry.
    Would you like to meet up?

    Well, thats a rather lackluster attitude
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Would you like to meet up?

    Well, thats a rather lackluster attitude
    You know, the world will end on New Year's Eve 1999?

    No, I'm stuffed.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    You know, the world will end on New Year's Eve 1999?

    No, I'm stuffed.
    Would you like some more monkey brains?

    under the pointy thing, over there
 
 
 
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