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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Would you like some more monkey brains?

    under the pointy thing, over there
    where are my glasses?

    send me the bill.
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    (Original post by feebs)
    where are my glasses?

    send me the bill.
    How would you like to pay for this garden gnome?

    No! Anything but that!
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    How would you like to pay for this garden gnome?

    No! Anything but that!
    ( you seem obsessed )

    do you want surgery?

    garden gnomes.
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    (Original post by feebs)
    where are my glasses?

    send me the bill.
    What part of the duck would you like?

    Swedish, of course
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    How would you like to pay for this garden gnome?

    No! Anything but that!
    How would you like to join the Labour party?

    Wow, thats exciting
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    (Original post by feebs)
    ( you seem obsessed )

    do you want surgery?

    garden gnomes.
    What is your favourite type of Gnome?

    Oh, Canada
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    What is your favourite type of Gnome?

    Oh, Canada
    Where did you meet?

    radio 1
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    (Original post by feebs)
    Where did you meet?

    radio 1
    Where is the best radio show ever on now?

    Is that self inflicted
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Where is the best radio show ever on now?

    Is that self inflicted

    My head is banging.

    i swear it's the trurh
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    (Original post by feebs)
    My head is banging.

    i swear it's the trurh
    Are you sure it isnt the truth?

    Blah, Blah, Blah
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    Are you sure it isnt the truth?

    Blah, Blah, Blah
    are you listening to me?

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    (Original post by feebs)
    are you listening to me?

    Samuel l jackson
    Who did you meet in that club?

    Hahahaha. And my dog can tapdance
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    Who did you meet in that club?

    Hahahaha. And my dog can tapdance
    what is so funny?

    not a chance.
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    what is so funny?

    not a chance.
    Can I borrow a fiver?

    No, I like it the way it is.
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    what is so funny?

    not a chance.
    Do you wanna... go out some time?

    Im not drunk really.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Can I borrow a fiver?

    No, I like it the way it is.

    can i cut your hair?

    liar!!
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    (Original post by feebs)
    can i cut your hair?

    liar!!
    That garden gnome must have run away...

    Really? I didn't know gnomes were good swimmers.
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Do you wanna... go out some time?

    Im not drunk really.
    you look wasted!

    two please
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    That garden gnome must have run away...

    Really? I didn't know gnomes were good swimmers.
    Did you here about that gnome which swam the channel?

    Not again
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    That garden gnome must have run away...

    Really? I didn't know gnomes were good swimmers.

    he swims very well.

    i missed it.
 
 
 
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