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    you look wasted!

    two please
    How many times would you like me to hit him over the head with a baseball bat.

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    How many times would you like me to hit him over the head with a baseball bat.

    Monkeys rock
    What do you think of my new pet?

    rugby.
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    How many times would you like me to hit him over the head with a baseball bat.

    Monkeys rock
    What is that mountain called?

    I must have fallen asleep...
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    What is that mountain called?

    I must have fallen asleep...
    Why didnt you attend the meeting of Narcoleptics Annonymous

    Red, Orange and Blue
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    What is that mountain called?

    I must have fallen asleep...
    you stood me up!!

    do we have too
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    Why didnt you attend the meeting of Narcoleptics Annonymous

    Red, Orange and Blue
    Name 3 colours.

    Thank you.
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    you stood me up!!

    do we have too
    Would you like to play Scrabble?

    No, I prefer women.
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    you stood me up!!

    do we have too
    Do you want to see that green panda?

    It isn't my fault he's gay.
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    Would you like to play Scrabble?

    No, I prefer women.
    Do you want to meet Maggie Thatcher?

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    Would you like to play Scrabble?

    No, I prefer women.

    lamb, chicken or beef?

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    lamb, chicken or beef?

    superman
    What do you think of me?

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    Do you want to meet Maggie Thatcher?

    42
    how old is your date?

    kidney stones
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    What do you think of me?

    The Red button
    what did you press?

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    how old is your date?

    kidney stones
    What was your diagnosis?

    Gotta go, i'm almost at the bridge now.
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    how old is your date?

    kidney stones
    Waiter, what are the specials tonight?

    It burned to the ground!
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    what did you press?

    Fred Flintstone
    Who is your idol?

    I've got a lesson. Talk to you later.
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    Waiter, what are the specials tonight?

    It burned to the ground!
    Where is my dog?

    you ate it!!
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    Who is your idol?

    I've got a lesson. Talk to you later.
    Where are you going?

    say that again.
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    Where is my dog?

    you ate it!!
    Do you remember where I left my car last night?

    I told you before - leave it alone!
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    Do you remember where I left my car last night?

    I told you before - leave it alone!

    can i hold it again?

    you said it was me.
 
 
 
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