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    What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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    (Original post by theone)
    What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
    lol
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    (Original post by theone)
    What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
    lol, i can't decide whose winning now! i promise i'll decide at the end.

    lou xxx
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    (Original post by lou p lou)
    lol, i can't decide whose winning now! i promise i'll decide at the end.

    lou xxx
    why did lou p start this thread??




    because shes loopy . hahahahahahah hahahahaha (very sorry)
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    that's awful...
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    (Original post by ShOcKzZ)
    why did lou p start this thread??




    because shes loopy . hahahahahahah hahahahaha (very sorry)
    *shuffles feet and looks at floor*
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    nun is having a bath when there is a knock at the door

    who is it this asks?

    "its the blind man" comes the reply

    oh thats fine then she says, come in

    he comes in looks down "nice tits love, where do you want the blind"
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    (Original post by MattG)
    nun is having a bath when there is a knock at the door

    who is it this asks?

    "its the blind man" comes the reply

    oh thats fine then she says, come in

    he comes in looks down "nice tits love, where do you want the blind"
    good one
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    (Original post by 2776)
    good one
    courtesy of the vicar of dibly, classic program
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    (Original post by MattG)
    nun is having a bath when there is a knock at the door

    who is it this asks?

    "its the blind man" comes the reply

    oh thats fine then she says, come in

    he comes in looks down "nice tits love, where do you want the blind"
    lol. you're determined to get some rep.
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    (Original post by gemgems89)
    lol. you're determined to get some rep.
    not really...just got a tendency to remember bad jokes....
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    (Original post by MattG)
    not really...just got a tendency to remember bad jokes....
    Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A. He was giving it last rites.

    (Courtesy of those quotes in the top-right of the screen)
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    (Original post by MattG)
    not really...just got a tendency to remember bad jokes....
    yeah, so have you actually got any good ones?
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    (Original post by ShOcKzZ)
    why did lou p start this thread??




    because shes loopy . hahahahahahah hahahahaha (very sorry)
    well we know who it's not...

    lou xxx
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    Competing for the most awful joke here:

    why did the spider cross the web?

    to get to the other site.

    sorry....
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    (Original post by theone)
    Competing for the most awful joke here:

    why did the spider cross the web?

    to get to the other site.

    sorry....
    get off the stage
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    (Original post by 2776)
    get off the stage
    I ran off long ago...
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    3 stupid people were going 2 disney land, they came up to a sign that sed DISNEY LAND LEFT, so they all went come
    sorry!
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    How many children does an average Belgian have?

    Three on video, one in the cellar.

    I guess I'm not getting the rep

    lou, that was the best thread I've seen in ages, you should make that a permanent thread!!! Be nice to edders I'm sure he won't mind

    Maybe I can think of better jokes later on...
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    (Original post by lou p lou)
    tell me a joke, i feel the need to be cheered up (same old, same old- too much work, not enough sleep and the entire male population. lol)

    anyway tell me a joke + the best one by 10 this evening will get today's rep from me (and i think it's quite a good amount)

    lou xxx
    This one is kinda long, but hallarious (Excuse my spelling in advance)

    A man walks in to a bar with a huge sports bag. He sist down at a table, draws forward a tiny piano from the bag, and after that a tiny pianist dressed in a suit, only 9 inches tall. The tiny pianist sits down by the piano, and starts to play bethovens second symfony.

    -Amazing! cries a man next to him.
    -Where on earth did you find him?
    -Well, I found this dusty old lamp with a genee in it who said I could wish for whatever I want.
    -Well, uh , do you still havethat lamp?
    -Yea sure, wanna try ?
    -Of course!

    So the second man rubs the lamp, the gin pops out, and the man sais:

    -I wish I had a million bucks!

    The next instant the room is filled with a million quacking ducks.

    -I said BUCKS you moron, not DUCKS !

    The first man turns to him and calmly sais:

    -Well, he is a little bit deaf you know!
    - Did you really think I asked for a 9-inch pianist ?
 
 
 
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