What a prick! Asking for trouble, the insolent little bugger.
Police should have given him more than a fine.
They should have let that gay horse have its way with him.
The equine equipment is not to be trifled with - afterwards he'd be limping back to balliol, I'm sure.
as far as we know the horse could very well be a raving homosexual and not be offened by the word gay
being ridden by a bloke in uniform.. the horse was asking for it
I think the police need to take things like this with a bit more humour. Charging people for just being a bit of an idiot, or pissed, is only going to breed contempt.