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    HI GUYZ I WAZ THINKING OF A TOPIC AND I THOUGHT THAT FUNNY STORIES IS SO MUCH FUN, PLEASE EVERYONE SHARE YOUR STORIES, THERE CAN BE 1 HUNDRED OF THEM AS MANY AS U LIKE.
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    P.S SLAP MY @Ss AND CALL ME SPANKY, HEHEHEHE
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    Well its more embarrassing than funny...when I was bout 14 and on the way home from school on the bus, I thought I saw a blown up balloon at the front of the bus, so I shouted to my friends,
    'Hey there's a balloon at the front'

    Everyone on the bus started laughing, I then realised that it wasn't in fact a balloon but something quite similar....!
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    (Original post by gwirion)
    Well its more embarrassing than funny...when I was bout 14 and on the way home from school on the bus, I thought I saw a blown up balloon at the front of the bus, so I shouted to my friends,
    'Hey there's a balloon at the front'

    Everyone on the bus started laughing, I then realised that it wasn't in fact a balloon but something quite similar....!
    football?
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    (Original post by ShOcKzZ)
    football?
    i dont think so some how try again
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    (Original post by sean)
    i dont think so some how try again
    some guy with a massive head?
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    Condom?
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    (Original post by ShOcKzZ)
    some guy with a massive head?
    na maybe it was some guy with his blow up sex doll
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    (Original post by sean)
    na maybe it was some guy with his blow up sex doll
    maybe it was an arse
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    (Original post by ShOcKzZ)
    maybe it was an arse
    make it a big red one its xmas time

    u no the man with the big red arse
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    (Original post by G4ry)
    Condom?

    Yeah
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    (Original post by gwirion)
    Well its more embarrassing than funny...when I was bout 14 and on the way home from school on the bus, I thought I saw a blown up balloon at the front of the bus, so I shouted to my friends,
    'Hey there's a balloon at the front'

    Everyone on the bus started laughing, I then realised that it wasn't in fact a balloon but something quite similar....!
    my brother got mad at me in kindergarten and poured milk all over my hair..... thats the only one i fel like sharing!
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    (Original post by gwirion)
    Yeah
    did u play with this baloon?
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    I tried to break into someone else's car at the start of my driving test accidentally. I passed though!

    I sank three boats in a swimming pool when I had a pot on my leg.

    I broke my arm falling off a ladder which I'd put on the top of a climbing frame. Stupid sweet filled walking stick thingy hung on the end! I had to grab it, didn't I?
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    well its not really that funny it is more mad:

    my friends gf's cousin is ugly fat and horrible and she and my friend were argueing then my friend pushed her then the chair that was behind hershe tripped over that.Then the chair i was on was were she was falling so i went to move the chair back and forgot it was stuck to the floor so when i pushed back i fell off the chair and it was in front of the whole school
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    funny stories, got there have been loads, but you lot may not find them funny because you had to be there to see it. Most of them consists of saying stupid things.

    Ok i have got a story

    Its wasnt funny at the time tho.

    I got stopped on the street, this women asked me if i wanted to be a model for the day, you know where you get made oer then they give u pics. Well, i agreed, then she asked me for my bank details. Me being stupid, gives them to her-a complete stranger!

    The next day, i tell my auntie about it all, she tells me to RUN down to my bank and take out all of my money. So i did

    Thta was the end of that, apart from my mates always take the mick out of me. The thing is-it was only a year ago!

    x x x
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    (Original post by sassy_j)
    funny stories, got there have been loads, but you lot may not find them funny because you had to be there to see it. Most of them consists of saying stupid things.

    Ok i have got a story

    Its wasnt funny at the time tho.

    I got stopped on the street, this women asked me if i wanted to be a model for the day, you know where you get made oer then they give u pics. Well, i agreed, then she asked me for my bank details. Me being stupid, gives them to her-a complete stranger!

    The next day, i tell my auntie about it all, she tells me to RUN down to my bank and take out all of my money. So i did

    Thta was the end of that, apart from my mates always take the mick out of me. The thing is-it was only a year ago!

    x x x
    id probably do that some time in my life
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    (Original post by nazza)
    HI GUYZ I WAZ THINKING OF A TOPIC AND I THOUGHT THAT FUNNY STORIES IS SO MUCH FUN, PLEASE EVERYONE SHARE YOUR STORIES, THERE CAN BE 1 HUNDRED OF THEM AS MANY AS U LIKE.
    CYAZ
    P.S SLAP MY @Ss AND CALL ME SPANKY, HEHEHEHE
    Very embarassing :

    We went on holiday a few years ago on a cruise. So we paid for one of those tours for the day, and we got one in France. So we were put into groups. As we had been walking all day, I felt so tired. Then, we all stopped whilst the tour leader showed us something, and for some reason I thought my dad was standing behind me, so I decided to lean back so I could rest. I was leaning back, on what I thought was my dad's stomach for about 5 minutes. Then when I looked down I saw this black cap and realized it wasn't my dads' so I turned round and found out that I'd been leaning on an old man's belly for about 5 minutes. I went sooooo red.
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    I once mistakenly wrote 'there' instead of 'their'.

    Oh, the shame.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    I once mistakenly wrote 'there' instead of 'their'.

    Oh, the shame.
    omg how horrible "like" i do that all the time :eek:
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    (Original post by curryADD)
    omg how horrible "like" i do that all the time :eek:
    lol
 
 
 
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