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no, hobnobs are the best they're the king of biscuits, they drink your brew

dip me...dip me...dip me or i'll drink the bugger...dip me

peter kay, what a legend

iv seen him! walkin thru the streets of bolton! what a guy!

hes so right, rich tea are weak biscuits! hobnobs are the marines of the biscuit world!
Reply 41
he's where i got my sig from, except he was talking about water, i modified it slightly for my use
Scubar
he's where i got my sig from, except he was talking about water, i modified it slightly for my use

hehe, he is a true legend! garlic bread?!
Reply 43
cheesecake?!
a cake, with chese? am i hearin u right?
Reply 45
its the future, i've tasted it, we're gonna have everything, a bar, a kiddies play area a sarolium, sunshine indoors,
hehe, this cud go on 4 a while!

ITS SPITTIN!!!!!!!!!!!
everybody in! save yourselves!
Reply 47
dads drunk just sitting in a corner, and then

deh de deh, de deh de de de de deh, deh de deh, de deh de de de de deh

:biggrin:

and then he gets up and starts dancing

why em see ey, its fun to stay at the why em see eh ey
everyone has an uncle nob head, its an unwritted law, they have to turn up at a family wedding! i have several!

mum im thursty, im thursty, i want a drink

have a cup of tea

what?!?!

have a cup of tea, the best thing you can have, it cools u down

bollox!
Reply 49
slightly off topic i don't have an uncle nob head, i do have a cousin who got very drunk at a wedding, there was an incident but i can't really tell you

anyway, back on with the quotes,
mr potter?

i'm afraid i've got some bad news, your clubs burnt down

what?

we've found a body

oh no, jerry, jerry, the compere, jerry, oh no

there's just one thing we have to know mr potter, did he have false teeth?

what? how the hell should i know that, who is this?

Mixu pataliner *hangs up*
why do mums buy crap pop? why?

never cocacola or pepsi, stripe cola or panda cola, rola cola!!!

and it doesnt fit in the fridge so its warm! warm crap pop, got 7 litres of the sh*t here, stop bringin it home!
Reply 51
i have to say, i can't think of any more off the top of my head, i bow down to your superior knowledge
hehe, i am peter kay supreme champ!

*i need to get out more*
Reply 53
" BN, BN BN doo doo doo doo doo, BN BN doo doo doo doo,BN BN doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo dum dum dum dum dum!!!!"
Reply 54
God damn, I swear when that advert came out there was a joke going around that I looked like that shi*ty kid, man I got ripped on for that
Reply 55
JonnyB
God damn, I swear when that advert came out there was a joke going around that I looked like that shi*ty kid, man I got ripped on for that

aww - not that your bitter or anything!!!!
Reply 56
looby3
aww - not that your bitter or anything!!!!


Hell yes I'm bitter!

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