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    A woman was carring her baby when she was bussy paying the busdriver the transport fee,when the driver saw the baby he yelled ooooohhh!what an ugly baby you have mam.The woman was so angry but mannaged to control her anger.When trying to sit down the man next to her said"mam,let me help you with your monkey"

    unlike the driver the man thought it was a monkey
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    ha ha ha
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    there was this little girl on a bus, and she kept biting her nails, her mother told her
    "if you keep doing that, you will swell up like a balloon and explode"
    so the little girl stopped for a while, she started again and her mother said
    "if you keep doing that, you will swell up like a balloon and explode"
    so the little girl stopped.

    A pregnant woman got on the bus and the little girl goes up to her and says
    "I know what you've been doing"
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    hahahahahaha
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    there was this little girl on a bus, and she kept biting her nails, her mother told her
    "if you keep doing that, you will swell up like a balloon and explode"
    so the little girl stopped for a while, she started again and her mother said
    "if you keep doing that, you will swell up like a balloon and explode"
    so the little girl stopped.

    A pregnant woman got on the bus and the little girl goes up to her and says
    "I know what you've been doing"
    ha ha!!! thats funny.
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    2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

    Ba Dum Tsh
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

    Ba Dum Tsh
    Ahhh dear...
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    *dies of crap jokes*

    :rofl:
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    it needed reviving and that was the only one in my head
    still, slightly better than a man walks into a bar...ouch
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    it needed reviving and that was the only one in my head
    still, slightly better than a man walks into a bar...ouch
    Ugh..it's like the "Two peanuts were walking down the road. One of them was assaulted". :rolleyes:

    Taxi!
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    it's okay
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    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Iris

    Iris who?

    Irish you a merry Christmas irish you a marry Christmas

    My friend made up this joke it's rather random!
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    it needed reviving and that was the only one in my head
    still, slightly better than a man walks into a bar...ouch
    Or alternatively, "Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...no he doesn't"
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    a man walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    a man walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down
    how...realistic
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    its a terrible joke and people give you funny looks afterwards, it's just to show how much worse the jokes could be, but has anybody got any good ones to tell or is it just going to get worse and worse
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    lol very good
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    a man says to his wife "put your coat on"

    she says "why? are we going out?"

    he says "no, but i am and i want to turn the heating off"

    Jethro jokes, need i say more?
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    Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a competition?

    He was outstanding in his field!
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    did you hear about the magic tractor?

    it turned into a field
 
 
 
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