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    (Original post by spangletastic)
    Although, if he was a flautist I'd hit him over the head with it. I really don't like flutes.. *shivvers*.
    Male flautists are as rare as rocking horse **** so I wouldn't worry too much.
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    I used to play numerous instruments (French hhorn primarily). It never helped me get any girls. I don't really play much since I've got into the serious side of music. Also, a lot of popular musicians make out that wht they do requires a level of talent which is not justified by the quality of the music they produce.

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    (Original post by musicboy)
    I used to play numerous instruments (French hhorn primarily). It never helped me get any girls.
    That's because it's the french horn

    I don't really play much since I've got into the serious side of music.
    What does that mean, exactly? Performing is not serious?

    Also, a lot of popular musicians make out that wht they do requires a level of talent which is not justified by the quality of the music they produce.
    Amen to that!
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    Man the drums is the sexiest instrument.

    I could swear girls are more interested in that then anything, and you can offer a free lesson too.
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    (Original post by ChemistBoy)
    What does that mean, exactly? Performing is not serious?
    Historical musicology and aesthetics, and no, performing is a mug's game.

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    Its not a necessity but it is sexy if they play guitar or drums. Sexy, sexy instruments :cool:

    My boyfriend plays the guitar :love:
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    (Original post by musicboy)
    Historical musicology and aesthetics, and no, performing is a mug's game.

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    I challenge you to go into the Royal College of Music and say that. I will be videoing the event.
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    (Original post by spangletastic)
    I'd love to go out with a deep, intellectual violinist type.

    ... if he played a classical instrument very well, then I'd love it!
    West Yorkshire... that'd be the Bradford area. Shame, really.

    Anyhow, Gareth Gates is round your way and he's great at the ... oh, not much.
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    (Original post by Vixen)
    Its not a necessity but it is sexy if they play guitar or drums. Sexy, sexy instruments :cool:

    My boyfriend plays the guitar :love:
    The drums are not sexy. Drummers are slightly below cockroaches in the pecking order of life.

    How can you tell if the stage is level?

    The Drummer has drool coming out of both sides of his mouth.

    How can you tell if a drummer is at your door?

    His knock speeds up and he doesn't know when to come in.

    What do you call a stupid loser that hangs around with musicians?

    A Drummer.

    I do have more...
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    Well since we're on the subject of instrument-player jokes I've got a few viola ones.....
    How is lightening like viola players fingers?
    Neither strikes in the same place twice
    What's the definition of a minor second?
    Two viola players playing in unison
    Why do you often see viola players hanging around outside people's houses?
    They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in
    Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
    By the time you hear it it's too late to do anything about it
    What's the difference between the first and back desks of a viola section?
    a semi-tone
    I could go on.......
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    mother to little boy: what do you want to be when you grow up?
    little boy: a drummer
    Mother to little boy: you can't do both
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    (Original post by Ditzy)
    Apparently I have a thing for brass players (I managed to work my way round 80% of the brass section at school) Brass players lips though, mmmm, :love:
    Wish I went to your school.


    I always wondered if playing the trumpet did anything to my lips, actually :p:
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    I love boys that can sing and really enjoy it :love: THAT is sexy!

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    Mmmmm male singers are great! x
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    (Original post by Kit_Kat)
    My brother's a drummer. I doubt you'd have a thing for him :P
    hehe, my boyf is a drummer.
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    Singers are great.

    Especially ones that don't sing for the female/male attention or approval, but connect with whoever they're singing to - it's magical when they do.

    I'm biased
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    (Original post by Ditzy)
    I managed to work my way round 80% of the brass section at school.
    No need to blow your own horn.
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    hehe, my boyf is a drummer.
    lucky you, mine isn't musical in the slightest!
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    Hell yeah!

    If the guy plays me a nice song on the guitar or piano I think I'd melt :love:
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    Despite their beauty when you know what you're playing, the problem I find with pianos is they are a little bit difficult to lug to a nice, grassy spot in Hyde Park to serenade the girl of your affections with.
 
 
 
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