Safe sex in diagrams

I got a poster of this a couple of years ago and it always made me laugh... sorry it's in French.
Colour code is not complicated :
Green = Safe
Orange = with risks: If you wish to do these acts, risks cannot be considered as non-existing and you should get yourself checked from time to time.
Red = with considerable risks: If any of these acts have been performed by you or your partner, you should get a HIV test done as soon as possible.
All the risks are with regard to HIV

http://www.aides-aquitaine.com/pratiques.html

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Reply 1

SamTheMan

Hell, for all you people, I'll just put the images up

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lmfao....

MY INNOCENT EYES! :vroam:

Reply 5

Saffie

I might actually have learnt something! And been amused, i think the cartoon people even look french!

Thank God for that.

Utter filth! Gahhh has to be the French doesn't it...

Also, are they trying to say that smoking is safe?!

Reply 8

SamTheMan

Seabiscuit

Utter filth! Gahhh has to be the French doesn't it...

Also, are they trying to say that smoking is safe?!

I tried to make it clear that all risks are for HIV contamination, not for any other disease or STI. For example, through saliva, you can catch a whole host of diseases but not HIV...

Reply 9

Seabiscuit

I see... Still, Utter filth. We're British for crying out loud!

Reply 10

Ferret_messiah

Good to know that the telephone can't give me HIV. Slightly worried that a haircut poses a moderate risk though.

Also http://img77.echo.cx/img77/6113/section9b7rx.gif

Reply 11

Chemaz101

cheesecakebobby

Thank God for that.

utter genious that pic, made me laugh when i saw it

Reply 12

Adarah

cheesecakebobby

Thank God for that.

Lol!

Hahaa! LoL

lmao...right, and now to show this to my 10 year old brother.

Reply 15

the_inq

Ils sont fous ces Français...:P

Reply 16

Xx Tomásíona - Mháire xX

LOL those pictures are soooooo f***in funny :p:

xoxo

Reply 17

Ron Stoppable

Only got one rep to give out for today and am edging towards Bobby.

Though his image wouldn't be so funny without Sam's whole library of them.

Hmm, who would you rep?

Reply 18

midloon

Condoms dont guarantee no risks... but other than that highly amusing. Unfortunately some people do think that you can catch HIV by some of the other risk free ones. shaking hands. pssh.

Reply 19

Charlottie

And oral sex does not pose a high risk, according to three doctors I spoke to, and a good few health workers, and contrary to what most people on here say.