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    Why didnt she dial 911,because she couldnt find the eleven!.
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    haha

    oo there are lots of blonde girl jokes

    i remember one

    This blonde girl was soo blonde that she tripped over a cordless phone

    or

    she choked a fish in water etc...
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    (Original post by sub_zero)
    haha

    oo there are lots of blonde girl jokes

    i remember one

    This blonde girl was soo blonde that she tripped over a cordless phone

    or

    she choked a fish in water etc...
    hahahahahhahhhahahahhahah....oh man your good..hahahhahhahahahah..
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    (Original post by Brutus)
    Why didnt she dial 911,because she couldnt find the eleven!.
    Et tu Brutus?

    By the way - that's the worst joke I have ever heard and yet you decided to start a thread with it, why?
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    It was pretty bad :P As is:

    Why was the blonde pleased when she finished her jigsaw in 6 months?

    ... because it said on the box '2 - 3 years'
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    (Original post by englishstudent)
    Et tu Brutus?

    By the way - that's the worst joke I have ever heard and yet you decided to start a thread with it, why?
    Hey,i didnt mean to offend any one ok.
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    Kit kat, now that one is good!
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    Hhahahaahah, o my God. *Ahem*

    Errrmmm.....

    What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

    Humpme Dumpme.
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    (Original post by Brutus)
    Hey,i didnt mean to offend any one ok.
    I'm not offended. Shocked is more like it. :p:
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    (Original post by MR_JR)
    Kit kat, now that one is good!
    Thanks, someone in my class knows loads of good ones - most of which have been aimed at me over the last few years :P Luckily I find them funny too.

    Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
    A:Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.
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    (Original post by OpressedMass)
    Hhahahaahah, o my God. *Ahem*

    Errrmmm.....

    What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

    Humpme Dumpme.

    hahahahahha..ohhhh...hahahaa keep em coming baby!
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    (Original post by Brutus)
    hahahahahha..ohhhh...hahahaa keep em coming baby!
    I think you're getting a little too excited about these... :P
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    how doo you confuse an idiot?

    present 2 spades and ask them to take their pick
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    ...*cleaning up tea spilled on keyboard because of fit of laughter*
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    This might offend but hey.............................



    A woman had just given birth and the doctor went outside to tell her husband. The doctor said "I have some good news and some bad news". The man said "oh ok, give me the bad news". The doctor then tells him the bad news, that the baby has ginger hair............................ ......




    The man then asks for the good news and the doctor says "the baby's dead"



    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    (Original post by Kit_Kat)
    Thanks, someone in my class knows loads of good ones - most of which have been aimed at me over the last few years :P Luckily I find them funny too.

    Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
    A:Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.
    hahahahahahahhahahahhhahahahhaha hh...ohh..i like it
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    that was particularly offensive since i do actually have ginger hair...
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    (Original post by MR_JR)
    that was particularly offensive since i do actually have ginger hair...
    Yes.. I don't mind some blonde jokes, I don't like the ones that imply we're all sluts though. And one of my friends finds most of them quite insulting. If I had ginger hair I'd be quite insulted by that.
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    How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?


    Fertilized
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    ok wat abt fat jokes i know they r offensive... but take in good humour


    ur momma so fat she's from both sides of the famiily LOL
 
 
 
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