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Hehe that baby joke was sick. I am actually shocked that it made me laugh :redface:
sub_zero
ok wat abt fat jokes i know they r offensive... but take in good humour


ur momma so fat she's from both sides of the famiily LOL



LOL :rock: That made me laugh a really lot. Tell me more!!
we are beyond the use of "your mum"as a viable insult. Its like my insulting your dog to try and offend you...
Insulting my dogs probably would offend me... more than insulting my mum as well lol
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thegame26
I said it would insult but most jokes insult some spectrum of society, just hope people can take them for what they are !


MR_JR
that was particularly offensive since i do actually have ginger hair...
o.0 people took that seriously?!
it was a bit pissy dont get me wrong but tbh i dont really care!

but i do have ginger hair
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Kicky
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why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton for 20 minutes?

Because it said concentrate :smile:

I am blonde btw :smile:
OpressedMass
Hhahahaahah, o my God. *Ahem*

Errrmmm.....

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpme Dumpme.


:rofl:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Cuz it was dead :frown:
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Cuz it was stapled to the first one :eek:
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
it thought it was a game
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
it died of lonliness

How do you get a clown off a swing??


Throw an axe at his face!! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Helen_w
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Two blondes walk in to a building.....

You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.
What advice do you give to people who tell jokes like these?

Grow up.
Patient: Doctor, doctor i think i've broken my leg!
Doctor: Yes its a very bad break, you'll never walk again :biggrin:

Dont want to offend anyone so if i have sorry. but chances are slim i hope
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LPK
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blondes are so dumb that they get hit by parked cars :rolleyes:
WTF @ last post? I don't get it!!!!
Not LPK's one! The one before!!
gonnabavet
Not LPK's one! The one before!!

its just a bad, distasteful joke like:

Knock Knock
who's there?
the police, there's been an accident....
lol ok. Well I actually quite liked that one :smile:
gonnabavet
lol ok. Well I actually quite liked that one :smile:

why did the postman fall off his bike??
He was hit by a car :biggrin:
OMG I can't believe how much these are making me laugh.
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Helen_w
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What do you call a shoe without a soul?

Dead!

*retreats under pelting of rotten tomatoes*

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