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    Hehe that baby joke was sick. I am actually shocked that it made me laugh
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    (Original post by sub_zero)
    ok wat abt fat jokes i know they r offensive... but take in good humour


    ur momma so fat she's from both sides of the famiily LOL

    LOL :rock: That made me laugh a really lot. Tell me more!!
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    we are beyond the use of "your mum"as a viable insult. Its like my insulting your dog to try and offend you...
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    Insulting my dogs probably would offend me... more than insulting my mum as well lol
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    I said it would insult but most jokes insult some spectrum of society, just hope people can take them for what they are !


    (Original post by MR_JR)
    that was particularly offensive since i do actually have ginger hair...
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    o.0 people took that seriously?!
    it was a bit pissy dont get me wrong but tbh i dont really care!

    but i do have ginger hair
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    why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton for 20 minutes?

    Because it said concentrate

    I am blonde btw
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    (Original post by OpressedMass)
    Hhahahaahah, o my God. *Ahem*

    Errrmmm.....

    What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

    Humpme Dumpme.
    :rofl:
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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    Cuz it was dead
    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
    Cuz it was stapled to the first one :eek:
    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
    it thought it was a game
    Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
    it died of lonliness

    How do you get a clown off a swing??


    Throw an axe at his face!!
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    Two blondes walk in to a building.....

    You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.
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    What advice do you give to people who tell jokes like these?

    Grow up.
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    Patient: Doctor, doctor i think i've broken my leg!
    Doctor: Yes its a very bad break, you'll never walk again

    Dont want to offend anyone so if i have sorry. but chances are slim i hope
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    blondes are so dumb that they get hit by parked cars :rolleyes:
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    WTF @ last post? I don't get it!!!!
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    Not LPK's one! The one before!!
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    (Original post by gonnabavet)
    Not LPK's one! The one before!!
    its just a bad, distasteful joke like:

    Knock Knock
    who's there?
    the police, there's been an accident....
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    lol ok. Well I actually quite liked that one
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    (Original post by gonnabavet)
    lol ok. Well I actually quite liked that one
    why did the postman fall off his bike??
    He was hit by a car
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    OMG I can't believe how much these are making me laugh.
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    What do you call a shoe without a soul?

    Dead!

    *retreats under pelting of rotten tomatoes*
 
 
 
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