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    why did the plane crash?
    Because a loaf of bread cant pilot of a plane!!!

    just picture a plane control room; fire, screaming.... a loaf of bread in the pilot's seat

    do all these gems get me rep or what??
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    What do you call a blind deer?

    no eye deer.
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    LOL :rofl: I. LOVE. YOU. lol

    If I could give out more rep today you would have it!! But I can't PM me and I shall rep u next time... I should get rep just for appreciating your terrible jokes so much.
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    Why did the boy eat his homework?
    Because his teacher said it was a peace of cake.
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    how do you keep an idiot waiting

    i'll tell you later
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    (Original post by gonnabavet)
    LOL :rofl: I. LOVE. YOU. lol

    If I could give out more rep today you would have it!! But I can't PM me and I shall rep u next time... I should get rep just for appreciating your terrible jokes so much.
    well you do seem the only one to take notice my jokes...
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    whats brown and runs round a garden?

    a fence






    what has loads of keys but cannot open doors?

    a piano
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    Knock knock
    Who's there?

    Arthur

    Arthur who?

    Arthur any better jokes on this site?
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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick!!

    My dog's got no nose.
    How does he smell?
    Awful!

    Hehe I love a few tasteless jokes Especially Telecastro's LOL
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    once upon a time, there was this blonde walking down a road, and she happened to see another blonde in the middle of a field rowing a boat.

    she said "you stupid woman, its blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name, if i could swim i'd come over there and slap you silly"
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    There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of ''writing a letter.'' One day, Daddy said to his daughter, ''Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter.'' The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said,
    ''The red ribbon is coming out, not now.'' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.

    One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, ''Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.''
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    What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?

    A flat major.
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    Two men went hunting. Joe had been hunting all his life, but Steve was hunting for the first time. Joe told Steve to sit down and not make a sound. So he did.
    But when Joe got 100 yards away, he heard a scream. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" he said.

    "Well, I was when the snake bit me," said Steve. "And I was when the bear attacked me... but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, 'Should we eat them or take them with us,' I screamed."
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    What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

    A woolly jumper :argh:

    What do you get if you cross and elephant with a kangaroo?

    Big holes all over australia

    :battle: (is what should be done to the person who writes all these)
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    How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
    The dog plays with it more.

    How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
    With a blender!

    Why did the baby fall off the swing?
    Because it had no arms or legs.

    they're horrible but i like dead baby jokes. im going to burn in hell for this
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    yes, yes you are
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    What goes baa baa splat.

    A sheep falling off a cliff.

    Ok its odd. I heard it in primary school! :-D
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    also, can't believe no ones done this yet

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    to get to the other side

    sigh
    *can't go on anymore and decides to top himself*
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    ok darker tone now..
    not as bad as the dead babies though so complain about that before this..

    What didi the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas?
    cancer
    aww, i made myself feel bad
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    what about a pinball machine as well?
 
 
 
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