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    (Original post by telecastro_59)
    ok darker tone now..
    not as bad as the dead babies though so complain about that before this..

    What didi the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas?
    cancer
    aww, i made myself feel bad

    You and the dead baby girl are gonna get neg repped like **** for that!!!! Hahaha (Not laughing at the joke of course )
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    what about a pinball machine as well?
    sorry no twist...bad jokes...love 'em
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    (Original post by gonnabavet)
    You and the dead baby girl are gonna get neg repped like **** for that!!!! Hahaha (Not laughing at the joke of course )
    well you shouldnt swear!
    plus i only did it cuz i felt the babies joke was so much worse that it was justified
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    (Original post by gonnabavet)
    You and the dead baby girl are gonna get neg repped like **** for that!!!! Hahaha (Not laughing at the joke of course )
    what is so important about rep anyway?? :confused: i can't help liking tasteless jokes
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    okay:

    What do you call seven blondes standing ear-to-ear? A wind tunnel

    hehe - like the bicycle one

    btw, there IS a jokes thread...but what the hell...
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    I completely agree girlafraid. Tasteless, offensive jokes are the best!!
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    Offensive tasteless jokes the best? could be - I'm ginger, so I've heard my fair share of them, including the dead ginger baby one dozens of times, and i like them.

    Another one I heard a few days ago: what can a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? her ankles.

    Offense taken yet?
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    this thread is great but im hungry and need to do maths :mad:

    im catching the next pimpmobile outta here! :eek:
    turrah

    HAHAHAHAHA this is post 69
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    ^^ hahaha i liked that one
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    I have a joke. It's the lindsay lohan to paris hilton answer phone message

    http://www.big-boys.com/articles/lindsayphone.html
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    care for another? Blonde's and computers:

    How can you tell if a blonde has been on the computer? there's Tippex on the screen
    How can you tell if a second blonde has been on the computer? there's writing on the Tippex

    Alternative: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? the joystick's wet
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    How can you tell if a blonde has been on the computer?

    There's some cheese by the mouse
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    try here for all the blonde jokes you could wish for...

    http://www.kellys.com/jokeb2.html

    Lol - some of them are pretty good
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    Some blonde jokes are funny, my sister, brother,dad and i both have brown/black hair but my mum is the odd one out and as blonde. not sure if its natural though :confused:
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    on the subject of baby jokes i have to tell this one:
    whats worse than ten babies in a bin?

    one baby in ten bins

    i apoligise sincerly
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    (Original post by James)
    on the subject of baby jokes i have to tell this one:
    whats worse than ten babies in a bin?

    one baby in ten bins

    i apoligise sincerly
    :laugh: ahhh my god
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    why did the boy fall off his bike?

    Because somebody threw a fridge at him
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    I think more people need to tell me bad (preferably sick) jokes to cheer me up. Come on, u know u wanna!!
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    (Original post by gonnabavet)
    I think more people need to tell me bad (preferably sick) jokes to cheer me up. Come on, u know u wanna!!
    :ditto: :ditto:
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    Grrr nobody wants to help us cat_meiow....
 
 
 
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