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    i'll help, name the task and price!
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    Tell me a joke! A bad one. For free....
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    One i found. Not bad methinks
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    hmmm... this is a brunette joke that seems to be asked quite a lot, but i don't get it

    Q: Who makes bras for brunette's?
    A: Fisher-Price.
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    (Original post by CrazyChemist)
    One i found. Not bad methinks
    teheeheee he, i was wonderign wot burnt so well lst year
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    come on some funny stuff
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    hehehehe
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    What was that fisher price one all about? :confused: The santa thing was pretty funny, but I want proper jokes!!!!!
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    What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
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    ah and wot about the one where the blonde goes into the hairdressers, wearing a set of headphones. She insists that the hairdresser does NOT take the phones off her while cutting her hair. After a while, the hairdresser has cut all of the blonde's hair bar that that's covered by the headphones, so she quickly flips off the headphones to cut the hair that's underneath. The blonde keels over and flops to the floor, dead. The hairdresser, shocked out of her wits, wonders what it was that was being played on the headphones. So she listens to them and hears "Breathe in, breathe out... breathe in, breathe out..."

    (and I'm blonde, so I can tell em :-P)
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    (Original post by *starry_eyed_*)
    hmmm... this is a brunette joke that seems to be asked quite a lot, but i don't get it

    Q: Who makes bras for brunette's?
    A: Fisher-Price.
    This is only a guess but i think it's trying to claim that brunette's have so little cleavage that it needs a child's toy bra thing... which is a load of rubbish! :p:
 
 
 
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