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    What in the devils name is this thread about?!
    Oh look...it's me! :eek:
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    Now's as good a time as any to discuss payment...

    Currently at unbeatable prices:

    Crab small: £0.30 (great deep fried)
    Medium crab: £1.10
    Large crab: £3 (feeds the whole family)
    *Godzilla Crabs, coming soon*

    Max order 500 per week - available frozen, chilled, cooked or live


    Live lobster small: £6 (feeds 2)
    Live lobster medium: £11 (feeds 4)
    Live lobster large: £23 (feeds 8 - 10)

    Max order 35 per week. We also supply the tank and lobster food capable of fitting 20 small, 10 medium and 5 large, for £200.


    Mussels - £4 per KG

    Available chilled or frozen, max order 30KG per week


    Fish - plenty to choose from, price debatable.

    Prices are inclusive of VAT @ 17.5%. Delivery free on weekly orders of over £250, otherwise delivery is 15% of total cost.

    foxo's seafood



    (Yes, I know I'm taking this a bit too seriously )
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    Youre bleeding the company dry. DAYLIGHT ROBBERY!

    I NEED AN ADULT
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    as the general manager we will be a upper class shack and prices will be expensive!
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    Recommended retail prices and serving suggestions, inclusive of vegetables, sauces, etc.

    Small crab: £1.20 each - suggestion: 3 Deep fried crab starter for one, £3.60

    Medium crab: £7.50 - suggestion: Crab main course for one, you're the chefs, be creative

    Large crab: £16 - suggestion: Family meal, feeds 2 adults and 2 children, or 3 Adults

    (Also, coming soon, Godzilla Crabs, feed 10 - 20)



    Lobster small: £11 per head - suggestion: Meal for two, £22

    Lobster medium: £10 per head - suggestion: Meal for four, £40

    Lobster large: £9 per head - suggestion: Party meal for 10, £90


    These suggestions have been very popular with previous and existing customers of foxo's seafood. We wish you the best success in what may turn out to be a highly lucrative enterprise, and foxo's seafood will definitely be able to cater for your needs.

    Regards,

    foxo's seafood
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    As an excuse to bump...

    Godzilla Crabs are now in!

    £20 stock price, feeds 20 - 25. RRP £6.00 a head.
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    wow....i should really read that so it makes sence
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    Fancy a cocktail anyone?
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    hey i work in a bar/club, i could be one of the barmen ... plus im more than just eye candy
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    Cocktail Menu (feel free to add to it)

    Chocolate Monkey
    Blue Lagoon
    Sex on the Beach
    Malibu Woo Woo
    Zombie
    Black Russian
    Ferrari Jack
    Girls Dream
    Screaming Orgasm
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    Cmon waiter/esses we need teh orders. Do your jobs!
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    MR_JR What would you like to drink *pen poised to take the order*
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    ohhh can I drink on the job???


    a Zombie sounds nice please!!!
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    (Original post by MR_JR)
    ohhh can I drink on the job???


    a Zombie sounds nice please!!!
    No problem... drink on the job just don't get drunk
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    *does a funky dance*

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    (Original post by foxo)
    Recommended retail prices and serving suggestions, inclusive of vegetables, sauces, etc.

    Small crab: £1.20 each - suggestion: 3 Deep fried crab starter for one, £3.60

    Medium crab: £7.50 - suggestion: Crab main course for one, you're the chefs, be creative

    Large crab: £16 - suggestion: Family meal, feeds 2 adults and 2 children, or 3 Adults

    (Also, coming soon, Godzilla Crabs, feed 10 - 20)



    Lobster small: £11 per head - suggestion: Meal for two, £22

    Lobster medium: £10 per head - suggestion: Meal for four, £40

    Lobster large: £9 per head - suggestion: Party meal for 10, £90


    These suggestions have been very popular with previous and existing customers of foxo's seafood. We wish you the best success in what may turn out to be a highly lucrative enterprise, and foxo's seafood will definitely be able to cater for your needs.

    Regards,

    foxo's seafood
    *Pulls out rifle* This Bounty Hunter is selling dead old fish a rip moff prices THAT ARE IMPORTED compared to my fresh local fish.
    Anonymous fisherman (called Ribomania)
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    dont make me pull ma butchers-knife-wots-really-biffer-than-i-am on your ass:P
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    (Original post by Ribomania)
    *Pulls out rifle* This Bounty Hunter is selling dead old fish a rip moff prices THAT ARE IMPORTED compared to my fresh local fish.
    Anonymous fisherman (called Ribomania)
    Hey! That's not the stock price! Those are the price suggestions that should help make a decent profit for the restaurant, whilst still delivering amazing value and totally terrific tastes. That's foxo freshness™, delivering perfect products from the spectacular Scottish coast, with next day delivery and a quality control system that cannot be beaten, for excellent stock prices.

    foxo's seafood
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    Guys guys, just have a cocktail and calm down!
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    Another Zombie and keep em coming!
 
 
 
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