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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Never had any intimacy problems (you know what I mean)?
    nod nod wink wink?
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    (Original post by vienna95)
    nod nod wink wink?
    Exactly. *nudge*
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    The quotes are going intot he sig files...
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Exactly. *nudge*
    no, all good
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    (Original post by vienna95)
    you cant find anyone? guys are pretty easy.
    Why are you generalising?
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    (Original post by Ollie)
    no, all good
    Are you absolutely sure?
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Are you absolutely sure?
    bloody yes!

    and we havent entered the strange and mystereous world of your "thing" yet
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    yes i ve gone throught that stage and dont feel like doing that any more!
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    (Original post by Ollie)
    bloody yes!

    and we havent entered the strange and mystereous world of your "thing" yet
    No? Are you 100% certain?
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    yes!
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    (Original post by Ollie)
    yes!
    That's alright then.
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    Trying to nudge out those nagging doubts, Mr. White? You should work as an interrogator you know!
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    (Original post by CrzySxyCool)
    is sex better when 2 people are in love or is it better in any other circumstance eg a one night stand!please dont delete this as its not rude!! x x x
    I prefer to just have a **** less complicated.
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    (Original post by Maskall.)
    I prefer to just have a **** less complicated.
    Not got much choice have you
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    Men get laid, but women get screwed:
    When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.
    A woman already knows.


    Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.


    I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it
    in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?


    There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
    there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."


    We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.


    March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion, out like a lamb.

    You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.


    Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.


    A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers
    after four kisses.


    When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.


    Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
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    (Original post by ZJuwelH)
    Not got much choice have you
    hahaha

    havent had any yet so far.....but after all im only 14
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    (Original post by _Devour_You)
    Men get laid, but women get screwed:
    When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.
    A woman already knows.


    Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.


    I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it
    in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?


    There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
    there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."


    We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.


    March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion, out like a lamb.

    You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.


    Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.


    A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers
    after four kisses.


    When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.


    Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
    LMAO
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    (Original post by curryADD)
    hahaha

    havent had any yet so far.....but after all im only 14
    Thanks for sharing Maskall and Curry :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Infinity)
    LMAO
    once again infinity you have proved you are a goddess to all women
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    (Original post by curryADD)
    once again infinity you have proved you are a goddess to all women
    Why, because I discovered that laughing helps to get rid of excess rear cargo?
 
 
 
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