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Reply 1
Yes, and I am the go-between...I will furnish you with my Swiss bank account and you will receive your offer in the mail in 3-4 working days :biggrin:
Reply 2
If I cant pay you with money, would my body count?
Reply 3
~Raphael~
Yes, and I am the go-between...I will furnish you with my Swiss bank account and you will receive your offer in the mail in 3-4 working days :biggrin:


Thanks, but I already have one :rolleyes: Any idea for use of the second offer if I wanted one:biggrin:
I doubt that any such situation exists today in which someone can offer a large sum of money in exchange for an Oxbridge offer. Oxbridge admissions are very closely scrutinised by both the media and the government, so anyone who did so, or any academic who accepted such a bribe, would be very stupid indeed. Of course, it could happen, but if it did it would be highly anomalous, i imagine.

However, some people would hold that by paying tens of thousands of pounds to go to a private school and be 'trained'* for Oxbridge is buying a place to some degree, although not as corrupt.

It would seem obvious, though, that in a highly personalised admissions system such as Oxbridge's, there would be some weighting in favour of the children of the rich and powerful - surely name-dropping and such like goes on in interviews and perhaps colours it somewhat? It's worth noting here though that Oxford did reject Tony Blair's son, although Jesus Cambridge did allow Prince Charles admission with CCD or something at A-Level (but that was a while ago!).

I suppose the answer to your question really lies in your definition of buying a place.


*It's probably best if we steer clear of the whole 'private school = oxbridge coaching' debate here; suffice to say going to a good provate school substantially increases the chances of a successful application.
Reply 5
The only way I know that might be possible is if you were to found a college. But we're talking about tens of millions here, and to be honest, founding a degree-giving institution probably get's you a degree anywhere.

I'm not sure that's even possible, but I could imagine it would be if the university agreed to the new college.
I suppose buying an honorary degree isn't completely outrageous.
Reply 7
WhatFreshHell?
It's worth noting here though that Oxford did reject Tony Blair's son
They didn't, he just missed his offer. It was probably an examining mistake actually (typical 5As and a U in one subject) but I'm sure Tony wouldn't have liked his son to help fuel the marking fiasco, as it was that year it got really bad press.
Reply 8
WhatFreshHell?
I doubt that any such situation exists today in which someone can offer a large sum of money in exchange for an Oxbridge offer. Oxbridge admissions are very closely scrutinised by both the media and the government, so anyone who did so, or any academic who accepted such a bribe, would be very stupid indeed. Of course, it could happen, but if it did it would be highly anomalous, i imagine.

However, some people would hold that by paying tens of thousands of pounds to go to a private school and be 'trained'* for Oxbridge is buying a place to some degree, although not as corrupt.

It would seem obvious, though, that in a highly personalised admissions system such as Oxbridge's, there would be some weighting in favour of the children of the rich and powerful - surely name-dropping and such like goes on in interviews and perhaps colours it somewhat? It's worth noting here though that Oxford did reject Tony Blair's son, although Jesus Cambridge did allow Prince Charles admission with CCD or something at A-Level (but that was a while ago!).

I suppose the answer to your question really lies in your definition of buying a place.


*It's probably best if we steer clear of the whole 'private school = oxbridge coaching' debate here; suffice to say going to a good provate school substantially increases the chances of a successful application.


Well, it is ridiculous that such degrees/offers are bought not for a career prospect but only as the adornment of wealthy individuals :biggrin: I heard (no generalisation please) that some Chinese oligarchs spend tens of thousands of pounds for their kids being accepted, and such kids in turn become the family's decorative gems.

And please, the topic here is corruption, not any trainy brain-stuffy process :smile:
Reply 9
visesh
If I cant pay you with money, would my body count?


Only if you let me have your liver and maybe your retinae and maybe your balls (for camfo! :rofl: ) for the black market!
And please, the topic here is corruption, not any trainy brain-stuffy process


What does that mean?

Also, is that true about China? I know the chinese really respect Ox & Cam, but that much?
Reply 11
funnily enough, i had to write an essay about organ trade etc for my BMAT:|
Reply 12
Don't talk to me of BMAT, I am scarred.
Reply 13
WhatFreshHell?
What does that mean?

Also, is that true about China? I know the chinese really respect Ox & Cam, but that much?


It means I am asking here about bribery, not the Oxbridge-oriented training.

Rumours go that some years ago, a Chinese kid was accepted into Cam in exchange of about 30 grands. But he failed the tripos and was kicked out :biggrin: But what if his family had wanted to throw more money as bribe for a degree?
Reply 14
lol we can't really answer - if it were general knowledge Gordon Brown would have taken a bulldozer to OXbridge by now :eek:
Ipsen
Well, it is ridiculous that such degrees/offers are bought not for a career prospect but only as the adornment of wealthy individuals :biggrin: I heard (no generalisation please) that some Chinese oligarchs spend tens of thousands of pounds for their kids being accepted, and such kids in turn become the family's decorative gems.

And please, the topic here is corruption, not any trainy brain-stuffy process :smile:


But everyone has just said that degrees cannot be bought.
Reply 16
WhatFreshHell?

It would seem obvious, though, that in a highly personalised admissions system such as Oxbridge's, there would be some weighting in favour of the children of the rich and powerful - surely name-dropping and such like goes on in interviews and perhaps colours it somewhat? It's worth noting here though that Oxford did reject Tony Blair's son, although Jesus Cambridge did allow Prince Charles admission with CCD or something at A-Level (but that was a while ago!).

Charles went to Trinity.
I really hope not! I would have thought society in the 21st century is now advanced enough for that not to happen anymore. I believe it happens quite routinely in the American Ivy League universities, so it's possible, but if it does ever happen, it's probably very rare and it would have to be extremely hush-hush so the press didn't get wind of it. Also, the students would have to get the right grades so it wouldn't arouse suspicion.
To be honest, I think you may be being a bit naive. To get someone an offer is a case of bribing the right people. The key person is obviously the admissions tutor and you'd pay her to a) give your child high marks at interview and b) make sure that the second interview is also conducted with a sympathetic (bribed) tutor. Then you pay another tutor to write the written work that's submitted in support of the application.

Because the interviews aren't taped, that would be enough to shift a moderate student up into the offer range and no-one would be any the wiser. As long as the chap isn't a complete dunce, it would be shrugged off if they under-perform later. It's also possible to 'assist' the person while at colleg, at least until exam time.

There would be the written work and the interview scores to support any questions about the decision. It's likely that they might decide the chap had a good day at interview and maybe had some help with the written work. Hey, it's hardly as if the latter is completely unknown.

Of course, if the prospective applicant's grades are crap then it's much more glaring and they'd still need to make the offer grades. After all, an EE offer to a dummy is not going to bear much scrutiny. Still, with careful A-level selevction (heavy on coursework) even that could be managed.

Overall cost? Maybe £20k-30k.
Reply 19
I think a few years ago some TV 'investigative documentary' tried this, and got someone to apply to all Oxbridge colleges, with the help of their bribe (they did it in some way to circumvent the UCAS/College choice procedures). If I remember correctly, Pembroke College Oxford was the only one to accept the bribe - unsurprising given its relative poverty as a college. However, I may be getting that completely wrong - anyone else remember it?