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    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
    channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
    F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the bloody floor.

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.


    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?

    10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?

    11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

    12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

    13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you bloody McTosser.

    14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes, fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
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    LOL soo funny..

    I get no 9 and 11 alot
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    I'm guilty of number 11
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    :rofl: ahahah great... number 4!!
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    Ha! Well thats livened up the coursework. Even though I've seen those come round in one of those blimmin ridiculous chain letters.... its still hilarious!
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    It's one of the funnier emails
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    I was giggling like a schoolgirl throughout.
    Number 1 was a nice way to start it off...
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    lol yeah 1 is quite funny. I like 13
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    :rofl:
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    Amazing, the funniest thing ive seen today, or this week for that matter
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    13 Is Best!!
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    They're great!!! :toofunny: :hahaha: :rofl: :laugh:
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    :rofl: So true!
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    some of those are reeaaallly lame.
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