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    cmon hes nothing on the likes of bill bailey and other funny people.
    hmmm perhaps... Part Troll was great. Has anyone ever seen Merton doing proper stand up? When I went, it was a group thing where they acted out situations. A little like a drama lesson with jokes.
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    hmmm perhaps... Part Troll was great. Has anyone ever seen Merton doing proper stand up? When I went, it was a group thing where they acted out situations. A little like a drama lesson with jokes.
    Its true that i havent seen his full range of abilities including his standup so im making a decision on my incomplete knowledge. However from what I have seen, I thought he wasnt all that tbh. Im sure that he appeals to plenty of people, but not I...
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    (Original post by MR_JR)
    Its true that i havent seen his full range of abilities including his standup so im making a decision on my incomplete knowledge. However from what I have seen, I thought he wasnt all that tbh. Im sure that he appeals to plenty of people, but not I...
    I think Merton is a more serious comedian. He does Have I got News For You, where as Bailey only managed Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
    You are right though, I think that Bill is probably funnier, and cuter.
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    (Original post by Fleff)
    A bullet can go off without a gun, if it's dropped? Surely you need the whole thing of it going 'wooosh' through the air, too..?
    :rofl: not if you drop it from a VERY tall building with unbelievable accuracy
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    Michael Jackson
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    (Original post by MR_JR)
    Paul merton. He is annoying enough, and came on TV for the flashest of flashes.
    :mad:

    I'd shoot the head of languages at my school - she decided on the morning of our A2 orals that the format of the exam was going to change :mad: (I wouldn't kill her, just shoot near her or something to give her a fright...)
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    (Original post by cat_meiow)
    Michael Jackson
    Through 20 inches of plastic??
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    I'd line the entire population of earth up in one big line, and then fire a bullet with an extremely powerful gun through all their brains.
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    (Original post by sherunsaway)
    I'd line the entire population of earth up in one big line, and then fire a bullet with an extremely powerful gun through all their brains.
    just fire it at a nuclear reactor or something
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    J.K. Rowling. Bloody Harry Potter.
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    I'd shoot any cocky arrogant kid in any year below me, after a while they all start to look the same, the faces merge together...hmmm, now theres an idea
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    Jill Dando.
    John Lennon.
    President Kennedy.
    A Jew...

    All the good ideas have already been taken... i'd probably end up killing Graham Norton
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    The person making me kill someone with their damn freaking bullet?
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    if i had 1 bullet? it couldn't cure the world of the curse and the social pariah that is Chavdom.. i'd prefer to use re-education centres in siberia to make them into decent worthwhile human beings who are able to see beyond the sweet temptations of tobacco and burberry...
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    Save it incase I ever thought suicide was the best option.


    But just imagine going back in time and shooting Shakespeare whilst he was young...
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    hang on, hang on, hang on, we've got one bullet, nobody said anything about a gun
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    (Original post by Spenceman_)
    But just imagine going back in time and shooting Shakespeare whilst he was young...
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    hang on, hang on, hang on, we've got one bullet, nobody said anything about a gun
    Very good point :p:
 
 
 
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