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You have one bullet

cmon hes nothing on the likes of bill bailey and other funny people.

hmmm perhaps... Part Troll was great. Has anyone ever seen Merton doing proper stand up? When I went, it was a group thing where they acted out situations. A little like a drama lesson with jokes.

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username21537

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hmmm perhaps... Part Troll was great. Has anyone ever seen Merton doing proper stand up? When I went, it was a group thing where they acted out situations. A little like a drama lesson with jokes.

Its true that i havent seen his full range of abilities including his standup so im making a decision on my incomplete knowledge. However from what I have seen, I thought he wasnt all that tbh. Im sure that he appeals to plenty of people, but not I...

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TheVlad

MR_JR

Its true that i havent seen his full range of abilities including his standup so im making a decision on my incomplete knowledge. However from what I have seen, I thought he wasnt all that tbh. Im sure that he appeals to plenty of people, but not I...

I think Merton is a more serious comedian. He does Have I got News For You, where as Bailey only managed Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
You are right though, I think that Bill is probably funnier, and cuter.

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HearTheThunder

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Fleff

A bullet can go off without a gun, if it's dropped? Surely you need the whole thing of it going 'wooosh' through the air, too..?

not if you drop it from a VERY tall building with unbelievable accuracy

Michael Jackson

Craig from big brother

Reply 46

twiga

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MR_JR

Paul merton. He is annoying enough, and came on TV for the flashest of flashes.

I'd shoot the head of languages at my school - she decided on the morning of our A2 orals that the format of the exam was going to change :mad:

(I wouldn't kill her, just shoot near her or something to give her a fright...)

Reply 47

HearTheThunder

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cat_meiow

Michael Jackson

Through 20 inches of plastic??

Reply 48

sherunsaway

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I'd line the entire population of earth up in one big line, and then fire a bullet with an extremely powerful gun through all their brains.

Reply 49

HearTheThunder

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sherunsaway

I'd line the entire population of earth up in one big line, and then fire a bullet with an extremely powerful gun through all their brains.

just fire it at a nuclear reactor or something

Reply 50

foxo

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J.K. Rowling. Bloody Harry Potter.

Reply 51

Scubar

I'd shoot any cocky arrogant kid in any year below me, after a while they all start to look the same, the faces merge together...hmmm, now theres an idea

Reply 52

Owain

Jill Dando.
John Lennon.
President Kennedy.
A Jew...

All the good ideas have already been taken... i'd probably end up killing Graham Norton

Reply 53

UpliftMof0

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The person making me kill someone with their damn freaking bullet?

nobody

if i had 1 bullet? it couldn't cure the world of the curse and the social pariah that is Chavdom.. i'd prefer to use re-education centres in siberia to make them into decent worthwhile human beings who are able to see beyond the sweet temptations of tobacco and burberry...