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    (Original post by SilverWings)
    Because you were a boy!!
    lol
    he still is
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    (Original post by Natalie Lane)
    lol
    he still is
    *checks*
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    (Original post by Natalie Lane)
    lol
    he still is
    But... he was a boy and I was a n00b
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    (Original post by SilverWings)
    But... he was a boy and I was a n00b
    not getting this tenses thing are you :p:
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    (Original post by Jump)
    *checks*

    so... we're all anticipating the results of your inspection
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    (Original post by Jump)
    not getting this tenses thing are you :p:
    See?? Thats why!! :eek:!!

    Anyway...

    Dya reckon Josie loves me??

    She looks like she does...

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    (Original post by Natalie Lane)

    so... we're all anticipating the results of your inspection
    :worm:

    Umm anyway, I'm afraid Josie loves me not you SW
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    (Original post by SilverWings)
    See?? Thats why!! :eek:!!

    Anyway...

    Dya reckon Josie loves me??

    She looks like she does...

    http://exaton.free.fr/Vendredi/20050304/JosieMaran5.jpg
    Hey, you're not gonna turn this thread into a "post pics of hot girls" thread, there's another one dedicated solely to that :mad:

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    (Original post by Natalie Lane)
    Hey, you're not gonna turn this thread into a "post pics of hot girls" thread, there's another one dedicated solely to that :mad:

    There's something wrong: that guy isn't latin american. :eek:
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    (Original post by SamTheMan)
    There's something wrong: that guy isn't latin american. :eek:
    well, nobody's perfect
    (I've said this before haven't I? )
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    Hmmm I'm gunna go work/sleep - exams

    I'll leave you all with a little joke I was told (and then emailed - as I'm not quite sad enough to type it all out) today.


    He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the lady of the evening, "How much?"
    Lady of the evening replies, "It starts at $500 for a handjob."
    Guy says, "$500 dollars! For manual manipulation! No handjob is worth that kind of money!"
    The lady of the evening says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
    "Yes."
    "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
    "Yes."
    "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
    "Yes."
    "Well," says the lady of the evening, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give handjobs that are worth $500."
    Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try."
    They retire to a nearby motel.
    A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the best handjob of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.
    He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose oral sex is $1,000?"
    The lady of the evening replies, "$1,500."
    $1,500? No oral sex could be worth that".
    The lady of the evening replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy.
    Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give oral sex that's worth every cent of $1,500."
    The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific handjob, says, "Sign me up."
    Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.
    He can't believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.
    He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.
    He asks the lady of the evening, "How much for straight sex?"
    The lady of the evening says, "Come over here to the window.
    Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
    "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
    "No," the lady of the evening replies, "but I would if I were a female."
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    (Original post by Jump)
    :worm:

    Umm anyway, I'm afraid Josie loves me not you SW
    You lie!! :eek:

    She's bi, she can love both of us!!

    (anyway, I like you NOW I just didnt back then... NOW you've given me rep I'm your best mate!!)
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    (Original post by mxox)
    What about here?

    http://www.deansplanet.com/lindsay_l...-anorexic.html
    Those photos look fake. Lindsay Lohan's body looks nothing like that. She's far from being anorexic. However, I'm not an avid reader of Heat so maybe I missed out on her ordeal with anorexia :rolleyes:
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    Something for everyone:

    http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/MG/196799.jpg

    Ryan is mine :love:
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    (Original post by Jump)
    Hmmm I'm gunna go work/sleep - exams

    I'll leave you all with a little joke I was told (and then emailed - as I'm not quite sad enough to type it all out) today.


    joke
    :eek:
    ok, I had heard that one before... but still (just cause you're not scary anymore and I like you) --> :rofl:
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    (Original post by SamTheMan)
    Those photos look fake. Lindsay Lohan's body looks nothing like that. She's far from being anorexic. However, I'm not an avid reader of Heat so maybe I missed out on her ordeal with anorexia :rolleyes:
    Well Nicole is definitely anorexic but Lindsay Lohan has just lost loads of weight:
    http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_...hot_holly.html
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    (Original post by mxox)
    Well Nicole is definitely anorexic but Lindsay Lohan has just lost loads of weight:
    http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_...hot_holly.html
    But those photos looked pretty fake. All the proportions of the body looked wrong. It wasn't a very good montage... I don't know... does it make you girls feel better to see those celebrities aren't that perfect? :p:

    Has anyone mentioned Tom Cruise proposing to Katie Holmes who supposedly is waiting for marriage before having sex... well Tom was fast to propose to her...any ideas why?
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    (Original post by SamTheMan)
    Has anyone mentioned Tom Cruise proposing to Katie Holmes who supposedly is waiting for marriage before having sex... well Tom was fast to propose to her...any ideas why?
    strangest match ever...

    I think she's gorgeous though (which is apparantly strange as my friends think she's awful)
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    Hi!
    What do people think fo Emma Bunton or Teri Hatcher?
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    (Original post by SamTheMan)
    But those photos looked pretty fake. All the proportions of the body looked wrong. It wasn't a very good montage... I don't know... does it make you girls feel better to see those celebrities aren't that perfect? :p:

    Has anyone mentioned Tom Cruise proposing to Katie Holmes who supposedly is waiting for marriage before having sex... well Tom was fast to propose to her...any ideas why?
    Katie belongs with Joshua Jackson!! TOM :mad: :mad:

    http://www.dawsonscreek.com/gallery/...pacey_joey.jpg

    Sorry a little Dawson creeks obsessive saddo here :rolleyes:
 
 
 
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