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    lol, well, its possible, a couple of my female friends are F cup.
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    Curses! Still no answer! We should contact Oxford uni and get them to do a statistical analysis...
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    What a good way to spend Uni funding! Who would volunteer to have scientists fondle, i mean, weigh their breasts?
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    (Original post by deej2)
    What a good way to spend Uni funding! Who would volunteer to have scientists fondle, i mean, weigh their breasts?
    I can see it now...

    [Head of faculty meeting - discussing departmental spending applications for the next year]

    [Dean] So... we're pretty much agreed on the funding for the Grand unified field theory research? That is unless anyone has a superceding suggestion?

    [Professor] Well... I would like to submit a proposal to analyse the weight of women's breasts. I'm sure the panel will appreciate the magnitude and the importance of such resea...

    [Dean] Professor, can I just interject?

    [Professor] Of course...

    [Dean] Professor, you're saying that we should divert the funding from the research that will revolutionise the world of physics, to your project about women's breasts?

    [Professor] Yes.

    [Dean] Can I help?

    [Professor] Yes.

    [Dean] You have the funding! Steven Hawking won't be too impressed but we could just put his voice digitiser on mute for a bit... or even let him join in!

    :cool:

    *Please bear in mind I realise that Hawking is a Professor at Cambridge even though I mentioned Oxford earlier
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    Bravissimo sell biiiiig cup sizes. Am a very big fan of theirs.

    And ehh, yes, the back size matters hugely. The cup is merely the difference in circumference after added 4 inches to the back size and rounded it up to the nearest even number (how bra sizes are measured); I believe an F is something like 10 inches difference. So if you were a 28F your breasts might be 38'' in circumference, but if you were a 40F they would be 50''. Hence the importance.
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    (Original post by Mad Vlad)
    I can see it now...

    [Head of faculty meeting - discussing departmental spending applications for the next year]

    :rofl: :rofl:

    Yes, but where would they find their research...erm specimens?
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    (Original post by Gwenyth!)
    :rofl: :rofl:

    Yes, but where would they find their research...erm specimens?
    They's pay a cross-section of female students on campus a certain sum of money... Students would sell a lung or a kidney if they could get money for it remember! :cool:

    [EDIT] Effectively saying, here's £50 if you'll let me measure and fondle your boobs for about 5 mins.
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    (Original post by Mad Vlad)
    They's pay a cross-section of female students on campus a certain sum of money... Students would sell a lung or a kidney if they could get money for it remember! :cool:

    [EDIT] Effectively saying, here's £50 if you'll let me measure and fondle your boobs for about 5 mins.


    lovely - not only will it revolutionise research methods, but also begin a new chapter in human rights :rofl:
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    (Original post by Gwenyth!)
    lovely - not only will it revolutionise research methods, but also begin a new chapter in human rights :rofl:
    It would work wouldnt it!? :cool:
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    (Original post by Mad Vlad)
    It would work wouldnt it!? :cool:
    oh, yes - one problem though - the field would become saturated immediately - think of all the men (and gay women!) who would love to do that as a job
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    No different than gyanecology really is it?
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    [QUOTE=Drogue]D cups weight 8-9lbs? [\QUOTE]
    really? :eek: wow thats alot, Im an E cup how much is that?
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    i dont like women with very big breasts
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    raaaaaas

    why are people getting all analytic about tits..

    Just look and enjoy :rolleyes:
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    this is stupid.. surely even ones with the same size will weigh differently
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    (Original post by deej2)
    No different than gyanecology really is it?
    yes, but that's under a different guise
 
 
 
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