The Student Room Group
Reply 1
I weight 450lb, so last time I tried this, I crushed the girl I was sitting on to death. I am still shedding parts of her that fused to my skin as I sat on her. Yesterday I pooped an elbow.
Reply 2
i weigh 14 stone. i dont WANT the girl that's happy to have my fat arse in her lap to be aroused!
Reply 3
Sometimes wet farts happen
Reply 4
No its not arousing. Its annoying. This guy sat on my lap one night, I was like ermm... get off please? He was really heavy.
it just looks strange :indiff:
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No its not arousing. Its annoying. This guy sat on my lap one night, I was like ermm... get off please? He was really heavy.


Wow, are you sure he wasn't gay? Any guy who did this must be crazy. :s:
Reply 7
maybe she was really really really fat
I once sat on what many people on tsr might call a 'curvy' girl. It was a hugely enjoyable experience for both of us, I intend to do it again sometime in the near future.
Reply 9
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Wow, are you sure he wasn't gay? Any guy who did this must be crazy. :s:


Pretty sure he wasn't gay. It was bloody annoying. I didn't even know him that well (well, I went to primary school with him for four years and was friends with him then, then this happened after a whole seven years of not speaking). It was incredibly weird.
Reply 10
if she is aroused, you wouldn't know because girls don't get hard. lol
occasionaly my boyfriend will sit on my lap, but it's just uncomfortable. He's not big in any sense, but his muscle is heavy and he just crushes my legs =/
Reply 12
I do it for a joke occasionally, its fun to watch the look on her face when she's trying to judge just how long she can bear the pain before having to hit me off.
Reply 13
I'm a guy who occasionally sits on different girl friends' laps and I consider it to be fun. And it's nothing wrong with that, folks. As long as she's into the idea, why not trying it out? Every single person has a different genetic code, so don't expect all people to have the same preferences or hobbies. It just won't happen.
And no, it's not emasculating or submissive. It's just a normal act.
You bumped an 8-year-old thread :dong:
I sit on my wifes lap always, she is heavier than me, so it is the natural thing to do.
lmao idk
a few guys tried to do that to me
i just felt weird asf
So the guy that tried sitting on my lap today knows I like him. He weighs 7 more lbs than I do.