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Funny things to say / to scare away trick or treaters
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Leave the door ajar, and moan quietly from an upstairs landing.
Though I won't be there to see their faces once they munch into it unexpectedly 
If it's someone I know, I have my trick to play back on them - its horrible, scary as ****, embarrassing for them but it works on anyone, and unbelievably well. Plus its not strictly illegal, and very vvery funny. Theres always the cow carcass that you can hack bitys of as well and offer them to people who come to your door.
Wanna see my smooth criminal?
Ben F
...Or will I
...Or will I
No.
Or will you?...
Stab one. In the face.
If this doesn't scare them off, fair play, give them a treat.
If this doesn't scare them off, fair play, give them a treat.
Sovay
No.. :-)
I meant the OP
I meant the OP
we're on the student room, of course i have to be cynical and sarcaastic towards halloween
**** off you scabby little pricks! :P
open the door holding a fork with a fake eyeball, ie. a decorated onion, with some dangling spaghetti on it and then eat it in front of them and say 'oh i was just having dinner' lol
Annie72
Your avatar scares the pants off me!!!!!!........actually its rather apt for this time of year 
It's from a haunted painting. I didn't act change it, I just looked at photos of the painting online and it became my avatar. I really don't like the pic but I can't change it back.
http://www.castleofspirits.com/hauntedpainting.html
Stand in your garden masturbating.
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