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    I thought as many of the discussions contain quite serious issues, I would start up a joke discussion. Mine is as follows (stolen from a magazine though!) Disclaimer - This joke is not meant to cause offence, merely to be funny.

    A blind man accidentally walks into a lesbian bar. He finds a stool and takes a place and shouts 'hey, bartender, wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    Somebody then taps him on the shoulder, and says 'excuse me sir, given that you're blind, I think there are a few things you should know before you tell that joke'. The man says 'ok then, go ahead'. The woman then says 'The bartender is a blonde woman, the bouncer is a blonde woman, the woman sitting next to me is blonde, and a professional weightlifter, the lady to your right is blonde and professional wrestler, and i'm a 6ft, 200lb blonde woman with a PhD, a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude. Now mister, are you sure you want to tell that joke?'

    The man is a little taken aback by this but he regains his composure, shakes is head, and says, 'nah, not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times'.
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    (Original post by jammyd)
    I thought as many of the discussions contain quite serious issues, I would start up a joke discussion. Mine is as follows (stolen from a magazine though!) Disclaimer - This joke is not meant to cause offence, merely to be funny.

    A blind man accidentally walks into a lesbian bar. He finds a stool and takes a place and shouts 'hey, bartender, wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    Somebody then taps him on the shoulder, and says 'excuse me sir, given that you're blind, I think there are a few things you should know before you tell that joke'. The man says 'ok then, go ahead'. The woman then says 'The bartender is a blonde woman, the bouncer is a blonde woman, the woman sitting next to me is blonde, and a professional weightlifter, the lady to your right is blonde and professional wrestler, and i'm a 6ft, 200lb blonde woman with a PhD, a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude. Now mister, are you sure you want to tell that joke?'

    The man is a little taken aback by this but he regains his composure, shakes is head, and says, 'nah, not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times'.
    that is bad
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    sorry, submit one yourself then, if you can of course.
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    I liked it
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    (Original post by jammyd)
    I thought as many of the discussions contain quite serious issues, I would start up a joke discussion. Mine is as follows (stolen from a magazine though!) Disclaimer - This joke is not meant to cause offence, merely to be funny.

    A blind man accidentally walks into a lesbian bar. He finds a stool and takes a place and shouts 'hey, bartender, wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    Somebody then taps him on the shoulder, and says 'excuse me sir, given that you're blind, I think there are a few things you should know before you tell that joke'. The man says 'ok then, go ahead'. The woman then says 'The bartender is a blonde woman, the bouncer is a blonde woman, the woman sitting next to me is blonde, and a professional weightlifter, the lady to your right is blonde and professional wrestler, and i'm a 6ft, 200lb blonde woman with a PhD, a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude. Now mister, are you sure you want to tell that joke?'

    The man is a little taken aback by this but he regains his composure, shakes is head, and says, 'nah, not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times'.
    that is a good one
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    (Original post by jammyd)
    sorry, submit one yourself then, if you can of course.
    my jokes are even worse

    there is a cucumber,a pickle and a penis talkin how bad there lives are and the cucumber says:When i get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in a jar.The pickle says when i get big fat and juicy they also put me in a jar then the penis says when i get big fat and juicy they put a rubber tent over my head lock me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and pass out
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    that is a good one
    :cool:
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    (Original post by eric bischoff)
    :cool:
    thats not bad, it brought a faint smile to my face
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    (Original post by jammyd)
    thats not bad, it brought a faint smile to my face
    which the joke or the smiley face?
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    (Original post by eric bischoff)
    which the joke or the smiley face?
    The smiley face was a reflection of what my face looked like
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    "So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'
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    Worth%20the%20load%20time...]http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/25/]Worth%20the%20load%20time...


    the real story of what happend at helms deep.... lotr fans!!!!!
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    (Original post by kyuuki)
    "So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'
    good
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    Why did the baker's hands smell?

    Because he kneaded a poo.
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    (Original post by kyuuki)
    "So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'
    I dont get it :confused:
 
 
 
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