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    (Original post by Whizz Kid)
    I'll open the envelope with a knife. if they are good results, i'll throw the knife away - however if they are bad, i'll go on a killing spree.
    Then when you start your prison sentence you hear from the exam board that they totally screwed al lyour grades up and you really got straight A*s with 2 A*s
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    (Original post by Markus)
    Then when you start your prison sentence you hear from the exam board that they totally screwed al lyour grades up and you really got straight A*s with 2 A*s
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    (Original post by Whizz Kid)
    It might not be as deep as that; they might just mean the stereotype that African adults have large genetalia?
    oooooooooh.
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    (Original post by chewwy)
    oooooooooh.
    Lol whizz kid does come out with some crazy funny s**t doesnt he?
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    (Original post by Markus)
    Lol whizz kid does come out with some crazy funny s**t doesnt he?
    :eek: ooh maitron. :toofunny:
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    Lemme think:

    1. Put the letter in my bag.
    2. Go home.
    3. Take a bath to relax.
    4. Take letter from my bag.
    5. Become very nervous.
    6. Open the letter.
    7. Take anything in the letter out (closing eyes).
    8. Open eyes.
    9. Cry. (if good results: cry because i'm happy; if bad results: cry because i need to)
    10. Move on.
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    i really dont know yet.
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    I will probally forget to open myn as i will be too busy circling the rooms seeing how everyone else is conforting and congratulating, asking how their summers have been.
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    (Original post by tiamaria)
    I will probally forget to open myn as i will be too busy circling the rooms seeing how everyone else is conforting and congratulating, asking how their summers have been.
    yeah, that's a point...
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    (Original post by Don Corleone)
    Ok, you have the name 2 + 2 = 5 for a joke... Same reason I have the predicted grades... Its a piss rip u moron, lmao u really are dumb for being so blind (metaphorically) Erm, its taking the piss out of people who ******** that they are predicted A*'s in every subject... Undermining the achievements of others, yeah, right ok then, actually I'll be laughing cos I've got mates, and will be able to do Alevels, therefore it'll balance out and I'll have good ALEVELS and a good social life... All u work-a-holics will have no mates and just good grades... Friends > Job at the end of the day. I'm off now, can't spend all my time online, got to live a reality. bye loserss!!! hope u all fail and realise that ur not clever even though u try and portray urselves as being clever by being incredably argumentative and exercise decent verbal reasoning, sounding clever doesn't equal being clever, bye losers, burn.
    I find it amazing that you manage to generalize everyone who gets decent grades into the "loser" and "having no social life" categories. Sounds like your the one without a life if your taking the piss out of people for getting good grades. And also, are you not the one thats being really argumentative? Are we supposed to just sit here and take it as you insult us? Good ridance.
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    Mmmm, well said xlouisedoll. It's a shame that people generalise....
 
 
 
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