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    A woman goes to the vets with an ill duck. The vet scans the duck for a couple of minutes and tells the woman to wait outside. 5 minutes later she gets called back in.
    "I'm sorry, but your duck has passed away" he says.
    "How can you be so sure? You have not done any tests yet!"
    The vet walks out of the room and brings in a labridor. The dog sniffs the duck. The dog then looks up at the vet shaking his head. The vet takes out the labridor, then brings in a cat. The cat then sniffs the duck, looks up at the vet and shakes its head.
    "see" the vet says.
    The vet then goes to his computer and types out the bill.
    "£500!!" The woman says, "just for telling me my duck is dead!!"
    "well, at first it would of been just £50, but because of the lab test and cat scan, it has gone up to £500"


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    Gimme 2min of my life back..
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    :rofl:

    I haven't heard that one before, sorry
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    (Original post by Billistic)
    Gimme 2min of my life back..
    You'd probably waste it anyway.
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    :eek: YOU KILLED DAFFY! :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:
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    um...
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    oh dear...........
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    :bawling: Why a duck?! :mad: Why not a penguin instead?
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    (Original post by saiyamana)
    :bawling: Why a duck?! :mad: Why not a penguin instead?
    who would own a penguin?? besides me :p:
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    *sighs and goes back to throwing bits of rock cake at the dogs head*
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    (Original post by LPK)
    You'd probably waste it anyway.
    I doubt that very much...
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    you quack me up!
    mwahahahah im so so sorry i really couldn't resist I'm a bad bad bad person
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    (Original post by Billistic)
    I doubt that very much...
    www.really?.com

    www.ohno.notthisagain.com
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    (Original post by madjackie)
    you quack me up!
    mwahahahah im so so sorry i really couldn't resist I'm a bad bad bad person
    thats almost as good as the actualy joke :p:
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    lol :laugh:



    Just realised something......... I've never repped you before! :eek:
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    :laugh: off to bed with a grin...........a small one.....but still a grin
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    mmmmmmmmmmn aromatic duck pancakes with hoisin sauce!!

    Funny joke btw LPK :penguin:
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    it worries me i laughed...
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    thats a lit joke
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    good lord
 
 
 
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