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    A woman goes to the vets with an ill duck. The vet scans the duck for a couple of minutes and tells the woman to wait outside. 5 minutes later she gets called back in.
    "I'm sorry, but your duck has passed away" he says.
    "How can you be so sure? You have not done any tests yet!"
    The vet walks out of the room and brings in a labridor. The dog sniffs the duck. The dog then looks up at the vet shaking his head. The vet takes out the labridor, then brings in a cat. The cat then sniffs the duck, looks up at the vet and shakes its head.
    "see" the vet says.
    The vet then goes to his computer and types out the bill.
    "£500!!" The woman says, "just for telling me my duck is dead!!"
    "well, at first it would of been just £50, but because of the lab test and cat scan, it has gone up to £500"


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    (Original post by saturn)
    Where is the joke?
    (Original post by LPK)
    A woman goes to the vets with an ill duck. The vet scans the duck for a couple of minutes and tells the woman to wait outside. 5 minutes later she gets called back in.
    "I'm sorry, but your duck has passed away" he says.
    "How can you be so sure? You have not done any tests yet!"
    The vet walks out of the room and brings in a labridor. The dog sniffs the duck. The dog then looks up at the vet shaking his head. The vet takes out the labridor, then brings in a cat. The cat then sniffs the duck, looks up at the vet and shakes its head.
    "see" the vet says.
    The vet then goes to his computer and types out the bill.
    "£500!!" The woman says, "just for telling me my duck is dead!!"
    "well, at first it would of been just £50, but because of the lab test and cat scan, it has gone up to £500"
    thats all i can do to explain it...

    edit: except maybe adding lab test is short for laboratory test, and a CAT scan is some form of brain scan...
 
 
 
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