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Cut My Balls whilst shaving!

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Right, this morining i was shaving my balls and i cut myself by accident. It's not a deep cut it's just look like a small scratch....but it's still bleeding like i've just cut it fresh! It's not dripping blood but after I damp a wet tissue on it it goes but it comes back a second later!

I've tried vaseline aswell!:eek3:

HELP ME!

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Reply 1

why did you shave your balls?

Reply 2

:zomg: !!!

Reply 3

:woo:


You're awesome.

Reply 4

This must be a troll.

Reply 5

Well first you should shave the rest of your balls and then take a shower, putting soap or whatever onto your ball pack, until the bleeding stops.

Reply 6

Why did you shave your testicles?

Reply 7

Blast it with piss

Reply 8

If you keep dabbing at it then it won't have a chance to scab - you just keep constantly irritating the wound. You need to just leave it then it will scab and begin to heal.

Reply 9

LMFAO, literally at the thread title

Reply 10

Simplicity
This must be a troll.


I'm not a bloody troll.....I shave because I want to...i need help people!!

Reply 11

Pubeless troll is pubeless.

Reply 12

cutting them off is the only solution

Reply 13

Nobody shaves their balls, man. You either trim with scissors or get a wax. Jeez.

Reply 14

You need to stop the bleeding. If it just a small cut, then you can put a bandage of somesort around your ball. A plaster would probably do the trick. :smile: Don't keep poking your balls, and messing with them. The break in the skin needs a little time to be repaired with blood platelets.

Reply 15

Pour about a teaspoon's worth of pure alcohol and then subtly after 5 minutes add about 20 grams of salt on the wound, that should patch it up pretty good :P. No seriously, if you cut your balls i'd advise to refrain from interacting with 'it' until said cut heals up i guess, don't wanna risk it opening even further would you? Good Luck.

Reply 16

Let your mum kiss it better

Reply 17

Why, why, why were you using a razor? Rookie error, son.

Reply 18

Put some aftershave on it.
Will stop it bleeding

Reply 19

Run into the street, display the cut to the first person you can find and ask their opinion, hope to god they're a doctor / healthcare proffesional.