Hiya,
I was just wondering if I was the only one in this country to have , in simple terms - a RUBBISH teacher.
I have this one teacher (let's call her Miss B [ironically that's what she sometimes calls herself]) who's the most vulgar person, both inside and outside. Let's make a police description: fat, ugly, old [thinks she's young], barefoot in class (no jokes), very revealing top, nasty grim but the most innocent face in front of teachers/parents - rude (swears in every sentence) - greedy - evil ... she looks like a pig (eats cakes in class). Common quotes "You outta get shot" "If I could I'd throw you out the window" "*&%@**" etc
Other than that she's been in my school for 13 years (god knows how) and she's managed to escape with the CRAPEST teaching in the world, all that time (if one can call it teaching). She claims to be a maths teacher. She can't even teach P2 (most people failed it). In the two years that I've had her we've not had a single test (apart from the obligatory mocks - which she either doesnt correct / loses the copies OR bases her answers on "the best student of the class" ie if that boy gets it right, then it must be right, and you're wrong) .
She wrote evil stuff about everyone in the class on their UCAS reference (most of us requested a copy of it from UCAS (cos she says "you're not allowed to see it") and its not like she says "you're retarded" but she says it in other words - which seem harmless at first but have a darker meaning, which is so obvious when the uni's read it.
She cant teach a single maths unit - you have to teach yourself to "succeed".
And everytime she has an excuse - "ok I think today we shall rest cos we've all had a long week" or "I dont have the answers today so we'll do this tomorrow" to find that the next day she's not in. Or even better "let's all quietly sneek out of class, and no one will know, I have to go for lunch..."
She's basically a nasty piece of work, who knows and plans exactly what she's doing, and knows that she can escape with it, cos let's face it, who's gonna listen to a schoolkid? not my headmistress ( or yours I bet)
Who's got better?