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Most RUBBISH teacher??

Hiya,

I was just wondering if I was the only one in this country to have , in simple terms - a RUBBISH teacher.

I have this one teacher (let's call her Miss B [ironically that's what she sometimes calls herself]) who's the most vulgar person, both inside and outside. Let's make a police description: fat, ugly, old [thinks she's young], barefoot in class (no jokes), very revealing top, nasty grim but the most innocent face in front of teachers/parents - rude (swears in every sentence) - greedy - evil ... she looks like a pig (eats cakes in class). Common quotes "You outta get shot" "If I could I'd throw you out the window" "*&%@**" etc

Other than that she's been in my school for 13 years (god knows how) and she's managed to escape with the CRAPEST teaching in the world, all that time (if one can call it teaching). She claims to be a maths teacher. She can't even teach P2 (most people failed it). In the two years that I've had her we've not had a single test (apart from the obligatory mocks - which she either doesnt correct / loses the copies OR bases her answers on "the best student of the class" ie if that boy gets it right, then it must be right, and you're wrong) .

She wrote evil stuff about everyone in the class on their UCAS reference (most of us requested a copy of it from UCAS (cos she says "you're not allowed to see it") and its not like she says "you're retarded" but she says it in other words - which seem harmless at first but have a darker meaning, which is so obvious when the uni's read it.

She cant teach a single maths unit - you have to teach yourself to "succeed".

And everytime she has an excuse - "ok I think today we shall rest cos we've all had a long week" or "I dont have the answers today so we'll do this tomorrow" to find that the next day she's not in. Or even better "let's all quietly sneek out of class, and no one will know, I have to go for lunch..."

She's basically a nasty piece of work, who knows and plans exactly what she's doing, and knows that she can escape with it, cos let's face it, who's gonna listen to a schoolkid? not my headmistress ( or yours I bet)

Who's got better?

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thats pretty rubbish
But I'll try and compare....
Every lesson our biology teacher tells us to get a textbook and do our own work from it!!! What is the point? I might as well do it at home with my own textbook! He also gets us to dicuss with a partner about the topic, although we havn't even been tought it. He is just so lazy, he hasn't tought A2 yet, and hopefully he will never teach A2! He is also merely illiterate, I think, because he never writes full sentences, only words.

In our GCSE mocks he also fixed the grade boundaries so that everyone got a grade lower! This guy is the head of science- wtf!!??!?!?! He put me in for foundation on my year 10 exam, I was lucky to even a B!
He also acts like a paedophile. :redface:
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gordon2002
But I'll try and compare....
Every lesson our biology teacher tells us to get a textbook and do our own work from it!!! What is the point? I might as well do it at home with my own textbook! He also gets us to dicuss with a partner about the topic, although we havn't even been tought it. He is just so lazy, he hasn't tought A2 yet, and hopefully he will never teach A2! He is also merely illiterate, I think, because he never writes full sentences, only words.

In our GCSE mocks he also fixed the grade boundaries so that everyone got a grade lower! This guy is the head of science- wtf!!??!?!?! He put me in for foundation on my year 10 exam, I was lucky to even a B!
He also acts like a paedophile. :redface:



I have a biology teacher exactly like that! He is always putting his hand on my shoulder and patting me :frown: He never teaches anything, but its not so bad as we watch a lot of "educational" films and he is an easy grader :biggrin:
That's not a good teacher, you should complain to the head teacher or something about her behaviour/attitude.
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my most rubbish teacher has got to be my business teacher. she rushes things so much its unbelievable!! i dont get half of the things she talks about. hopefully i dont have her for anything when im doing my a levels.
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i think student teachers have to be the worst. We had a very scottish man who took us for months in GCSE English. He was just so ugly, like skewed glasses, sticky out ears, messy hair, always moving his arms about. And he said "OK" a zillion times a lesson. And in so many different ways like.. "oooookay" "okkaaaaaay" "okeee" "oowwwwkay" Everyone in our class used to tally how many times he said it, it was at least 3 times a minute. And he used to fly off the hook for just writing on the table and the slightest bit of dissatisfaction we showed he'd scream at us "What did you just say!!" Yeah he was soooo boring.

Another pscyh AS student teacher had a horrific accent (from somewhere begininng with W :hmmmm2: ) and was just incompetant. For every homework she told us to make notes on the next double page of our text book, then we just discussed this in class. Then one time she was going over 'monotropy' and trying to tell us it's a tendency to form attachments to many people. And my mates are like, well heres my homework... heres the book... "mono" means ONE, "tropy" means attachments, but she just would not back down whatsoever. She has annoying phrases, is always in a mood when we arrive. gah

There are others but none quite so irritating...
OMG Gordon, one of my bio teachers was like that! It was a woman though, so it can be the same one. It was her first proper year of teaching this year, but that's really no excuse. How on earth did she pass her PGCE?
-Sian-
OMG Gordon, one of my bio teachers was like that! It was a woman though, so it can be the same one. It was her first proper year of teaching this year, but that's really no excuse. How on earth did she pass her PGCE?


lol, our biology has the knowledge, but he is just so lazy
Ours doesn't. Ask her a question and she'll tell you to find the answer in the textbook :rolleyes:
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Im completely in favour of rubbish teachers. Uve got to have someone to make life a little bit more challenging / exciting!
i got one who absolutly hates all students. she confiscates things constantly - she practically walks round with a trolley the amount she confiscates. she hates any bright student and ignores people who have their hands up! we have a physics teacher as well who is a perv
hahahahhaha. funny. I guess Loopz teacher takes the cake of being the most rubbish one. okay. hahhahaha. This nothing we have sooo many crap teachers. One of my teachers who teachers us physics keeps telling us that
he'd thgrow us out of the window. thinks he's very young. Sometimes when he doesn't feel like teaching us he just takes a bus home. Our headmisstress begs us from taking our classes but he does wat he wasnts. And this is nothing, once a girl in the other class told him that her head was hurting, he got panadol( amedicine for headache) and he asked the whole class to eat it. No one ate it of course. Another teacher of mine talks abt TV all the time. LITERALLY ALL THE TIME. Even during our exmas when she was the invigilator. It is maddening. And a third one swears and shouts at us all the time. And my english teacher puts "the " before every proper noun. For e.g. "the Gerry": "the George". And when we got really irritated we asked her why she did that. She said it was slang. She stares at us and gives us blank looks all the time.
both my biology teachers were rubbish
one talked at us as if we were 5. me and 2 friends were once 5 minutes late for a lesson, she hadnt even started the lesson, we had a valid excuse(we were held up finishing our chem practical coursework which we couldnt just stop!!). she then proceded to give us questions on a topic we hadnt studied and then yelled at ME(just me) because the class was laughing and the max mark was 3. I told her i didnt wanna go to her lessons anymore cuz she was such a bad teacher.
Our other teacher just didnt know anything and either read the textbook or read the markschemes for practice questions.
They refused to give us past papers cuz apparently it doesnt help people pass exams.
is there a trend going on with crap biology teachers?!?!?!?!
gordon2002
is there a trend going on with crap biology teachers?!?!?!?!

def - my old biology teacher hardly knew anything about biology - we practically taught ourselves during study leave!!! he had no class control either. Loads of people tryed to get him to cry before we left the school - we didnt manageit though! boohoo :frown:
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hahahha. I've got a new bio teacher . and she's good. She's did her masters in bio.
Oh man hehe some are just funny.

I'll try and compete with that;

Last year we had the w o r s t English teacher ever. (Mind you, I'm not from England.) He even called 2 sheep "sheeps" once. :>.<: The only thing he talked about was drama because he was an *actor*, but man his face just gave it all away.

He hated all the girls (the fact he was gay shouldn't have anything to do with it but he just did). For Gods sake the guy flirted with one of my mates :eek: poor dude, hehe, he had a girlfriend.

He made us go see 3 p r o f e s s i o n a l plays - any idea how much they cost?! - to write articles about them. I spent way too much money on Grease (you know, the musical with Americans that toured last year? It was good though! :biggrin:)

Every time we had a test (he always asked us things we hadn't studied in class 'cos he talked about plays he was in) he complained about our spelling. He never TAUGHT us how to spell it right though. In fact, he couldn't spell himself, that guy who says "sheeps".

He would also sit on his desk with his legs crossed, swaying them in mid air. One time, the head of the school came in and he just stayed put, grinning at him and told him the lamest joke ever. To our principal, who we all stood up for. :confused:

And to top it of:
He studied English at the same uni I'm in now for 3 years and obv. passed. :eek: He has the worst accent EVER I don't see how he passed the pronunciation classes. I sooo hope I'll end up better than he did, or I'll be the laughing stock of the school (IF I decide to be a teacher).
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trish xx
i got one who absolutly hates all students. she confiscates things constantly - she practically walks round with a trolley the amount she confiscates. she hates any bright student and ignores people who have their hands up! we have a physics teacher as well who is a perv


we have two teachers like that. theres this teacher at our school who walks around with a very cold look on hee face and in her eyes. everytime she walks past us, everything goes quiet. and we have a physics teacher who has a green spot on his bald spot at the front of his head. hes a perv.
oneeyedandgreen
I told her i didnt wanna go to her lessons anymore cuz she was such a bad teacher.

I came *this* close to walking out of a biology lesson during my AS year because the teacher tried to make me do something which I thought was pointless. I told her this and she had a go at me in front of the class and made me really embarassed, lol