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    pretty in a gay sorta way - matty
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    read my signature :rolleyes:
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    from scrubs: The Janitor and Troy stand over J.D.'s mangled bike, a crowbar and a bat in hand.

    Janitor: It's a riddle! Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat. One of 'em wasn't me!


    "DAVEEEE!" - Papa Lazarou

    Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it. "

    JD: Dr. Cox? Have you been here the whole time?
    Dr. Cox: No. I just came in through the couch door.

    Dr. Kelso: Oh what the hell. Back in '68 - I don't like you. The end.

    Dr Cox: Relationships don't work they way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.
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    I like "Quote is a verb."

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    "hey old man, zip it or i'll break your hip"

    - adam sandler
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    (Original post by objectivism)
    What are your favourite quotes?

    I like:

    “How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.” - Reagan

    'Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks'. -Heilein

    "The meek shall inherit the Earth. The rest of us will go to the stars." - Free Capitalist

    'A bureaucrat is the most despicable of men, though he is needed as vultures are needed, but one hardly admires vultures whom bureaucrats so strangely resemble. I have yet to meet a bureaucrat who was not petty, dull, almost witless, crafty or stupid, an oppressor or a thief, a holder of little authority in which he delights, as a boy delights in possessing a vicious dog. Who can trust such creatures?'
    -Marcus Tullius Cicero
    I'd say. "Education is what remains when what has been learnt is forgotten"
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    "You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try." - Homer.
    "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." -- James Dean
    "Suffering is justified as soon as it becomes the raw material of beauty." - Jean-Paul Sartre
    "Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose."
    "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
    "Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end."
    "If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."
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    "i will terminate you" arnold s.
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    I like all the Oscar Wilde quotes:

    "Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them"

    "women aren't meant to be understood, just to be loved"

    " A woman would flirt with anyone as long as people are watching"

    "I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. One cannot be too careful in their choice of enemies"

    This quote is from Bowling for columbine:
    " the pen is mightier than the sword. But you must keep a sword for when the pen fails"

    An outkast quote:
    "If the dealer dealt a f***ed up hand of cards you gotta play 'em"
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    "I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own a**, okay?"
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    "Its Nice To Be Important but Its Important to Always Be Nice" - Alyssa Milano
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    See sig. A nice uplifting quote.

    Also like:

    "They couldnt shoot an elephant from this dis... "

    Ok a little morbid but amusing all the same. :rolleyes:

    There are many others I just cant think of the right now :p:
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    ...Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream...

    ...This thing that we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down...

    ...Live fast, die young and leave a good-looking corpse...
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    Saruman - the ones in my sig
    Hamlet - most of it, but especially this bit:
    Hamlet - Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damn'd,
    Bringing with thee airs from hevan or blasts from hell,
    Be thy intents wicked or charitable,
    Thous comest in such a questionable shape
    That I'll speek with thee. I'll call thee Hamlet,
    King, father, Royal Dane. Oh, answer me!

    Iron Maiden - "The Punishemnt is death for all who live"
    Can't remember who - “How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.” :cool:

    -Saruman
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    rofl you got caught by your dad talking dirty to a melon?
    Peedes is entering the girls showers, wtf is peedes doing
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    Rather long but here goes:
    FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND
    One night a man had a dream.
    He dreamed he was walking along the beach
    with the Lord.

    Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.

    For each scene,
    he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand.
    One belonged to him, and the other to the Lord.

    When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
    he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

    He noticed
    that many times along the path of his life,
    there was only one set of footprints.
    He also noticed that it happened
    at the very lowest
    and saddest times in his life.
    This really bothered him
    and he questioned the Lord about it.:


    oooO
    ( )
    \ (
    \_)

    "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you,
    you'd walk with me all the way.
    But I have noticed that during
    the most troublesome times in my life,
    there is only one set of footprints.
    I don't understand why when I needed you the most
    you would leave me."

    oooO
    ( )
    \ (
    \_)

    The Lord replied,
    "My precious, precious child,
    I love you and would never leave you.
    During your times of trial and suffering,
    when you see only one set of footprints,
    it was then I carried you."
    ~Author Unknown~
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    Oooh what a fab thread I love :love: quotes!

    Some of my fave that aren't from 'serious' writers...

    'I'm not interested in money, I just want to be wonderful' ~ Marilyn Monroe

    'I never think of myself as an icon, I just do my thing' ~ Audrey Hepburn

    'Sometimes it's not the destination, it's the journey' ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

    'It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live' ~ Dumbledore

    'I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.' ~ Homer Simpson

    'I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t' ~ Homer again

    and my signature...'I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it!'

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    "ok so what's the speed of dark"

    "depression is merely anger without enthusiasm"

    "Obsessed: a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated"

    "virginity is like a bubble, one prick and its all gone"

    "baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission wil lgrow up to be a shiftless b***ard"
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    Amor Vincit Omnia - Love Conquers All
    "If at first you don't suceed, blame the teacher"
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    Paris Hilton - Every woman needs four animals in her life - a mink in her closet, a tiger in her bed, a jaguar in her garage, and a jackass to pay for it all.
 
 
 
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