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    Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make ****.
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    Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
    Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your ****?
    Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
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    I think I might have posted on this thread before...unless it's a new thread?!

    Anyway here are some from Charlie and the Chocolate Facotry, they made me laugh

    BTW Willy Wonka says them all!

    Mike Treavee asks who wants a beard, Willy Wonka says 'Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!' then hold out his hand for a high 5 and Mike Teavee just looks at him! :rofl:

    'I always thought a veruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Ha, ha.'

    'Of course! How can you get whipped cream if you don't use whips?'

    'Great...not spit it out'

    'Hahaha...you're really weird'

    But the BEST 2...

    'Don't touch the squirrel's nuts...it'll make him go crazy!'

    'Everything in this room is eatable...even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies'

    The last one is probably my favourite, its on my MSN name
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    i was looking for such a thread i just LOVE collecting quotes and sayings! my walls are covered with them!! apart from those in my sig. these are some i like:

    'believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if i have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense' - Lord Buddha

    'when love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest peron in the world'

    'sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realise you're really strangers'

    'you can always tell a real friend; when you make a fool of yourself, she doesn't feel you've done a permanent job'

    'imagination is more important than knowledge'- albert einstein

    ' i wouldn't say i'm a heart throb, i just have a weird job' - Johnny Depp

    'reach for the stars even if you have to stand on a cactus'

    'dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.'

    'a person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person'

    'flirting is conversational chemistry'

    'the reason i talk to myself is that i'm the only one whose answers i accept'
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    (Original post by pheebs)
    this is kinda cool:
    I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain
    i like this one.. i shall add it on to my wall!
    thanks
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    "I'd rather be known for saying "thank you" than for saying "f*** off" - Eugene, Big Brother
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    That quote impresses you?
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    (Original post by pheebs)
    this is kinda cool:
    I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain
    kurt cobain:love: *takes note*
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    'if at first you don't succeed,try again.then give up.no sense being ridiculous about it'
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    Ability is what you're capable of doing... Motivation determines what you do... Attitude determines how well you do it.
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    "All I have in this world is my balls, and my word and I don't break em for no one." - Tony Montana

    "Gimme your wallet. Now, you might know who we are, but we KNOW
    who you are. Understand?" Jimmy Conway

    "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster." Hnery Hill
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