Massive argument with flatmates, advice as so angry I want to hurt someone or thing.

What do you expect your landlord to do? He isn't responsible for arguments between you and your friends.

Just be polite and explain that I dont need one, not even that to explain that they are being quite rude in their actions and not thinking about me or something.

Otherwise it will be a tense situation.

Just chill out. How will you cope with the real world?

Basic back story, I have been living here 2 or so months, started well but 2 people moved in who liked to have heating on full blast a lot which made me feel ill and worse since bills are in my name.

Another person moved in and sided with me, well up until tonight anyway.

I am moving next week so ordered a bill a few weeks early, and I spoke to the highest user and was polite and said that it will be a high bill and to keep quite a lot of cash aside, he replied that he has been here only about 9 weeks so it wont be!

I also mentioned that I still need this months internet (its 4 weeks late) and as I said this the girl I normally get on with came out of her room and shouted at me since a tv licensing letter arrived today stating that there is no license at the house and we are breaking law, she was screaming saying that I have my tv in the living room so they would all get fined because of my stupidity, I said to her that there is no way they could fine us because I have no digibox and there is no longer analog signals and she told me she contacted Tv Licensing and they said I need a licensing to own equipment that can recieve tv, she then goes on and says that EVERYONE pays a license and we will be the only house on the entire street without one, and all students buy one etc(WTF!) and that unless I move my tv upstairs tonight she will call them on me and get me fined! I said to her that its impossible to move the tv as its about 50kg, and the guy talks and says it wont be hard if he helps so whats the problem putting it in my room, I said again no point especially since a friend of mine is moving it for me with his car in morning to new place, and they both went on about why couldnt my friend come tonight!

By this point I had enough as I was shaking and said I was going out as I am fed up of the way I am treated in the house, bills all in my name, internet 4 weeks in arrears(at which point girl said I never told her at any point in last 4 weeks it was due!) and the guy says why do I want to go out, cant I handle an adult conversation etc.

I can go on more, but will leave it a few posts!

Please give me advice as landlord isnt answering phone, nor is my best friend and I have a pain in my chest and dizzy and I feel like smashing stuff up.

Basic back story, I have been living here 2 or so months, started well but 2 people moved in who liked to have heating on full blast a lot which made me feel ill and worse since bills are in my name.

Another person moved in and sided with me, well up until tonight anyway.

I am moving next week so ordered a bill a few weeks early, and I spoke to the highest user and was polite and said that it will be a high bill and to keep quite a lot of cash aside, he replied that he has been here only about 9 weeks so it wont be!

I also mentioned that I still need this months internet (its 4 weeks late) and as I said this the girl I normally get on with came out of her room and shouted at me since a tv licensing letter arrived today stating that there is no license at the house and we are breaking law, she was screaming saying that I have my tv in the living room so they would all get fined because of my stupidity, I said to her that there is no way they could fine us because I have no digibox and there is no longer analog signals and she told me she contacted Tv Licensing and they said I need a licensing to own equipment that can recieve tv, she then goes on and says that EVERYONE pays a license and we will be the only house on the entire street without one, and all students buy one etc(WTF!) and that unless I move my tv upstairs tonight she will call them on me and get me fined! I said to her that its impossible to move the tv as its about 50kg, and the guy talks and says it wont be hard if he helps so whats the problem putting it in my room, I said again no point especially since a friend of mine is moving it for me with his car in morning to new place, and they both went on about why couldnt my friend come tonight!

By this point I had enough as I was shaking and said I was going out as I am fed up of the way I am treated in the house, bills all in my name, internet 4 weeks in arrears(at which point girl said I never told her at any point in last 4 weeks it was due!) and the guy says why do I want to go out, cant I handle an adult conversation etc.

I can go on more, but will leave it a few posts!

Please give me advice as landlord isnt answering phone, nor is my best friend and I have a pain in my chest and dizzy and I feel like smashing stuff up.

Again, not his place or problem.

It isnt your landlords problem, if he is nice he may give you some advice, but generally..its not his problem.
You have to solve this out yourself...you seem to be saying that you're always getting ill..are you actually getting ill?..Or is that a response when something isnt going your way?
Anyways, just calm down and then go to then and talk to them again...

I hope this doesnt make me sound bad, but the girls entire argument goes on the fact that I do own a digibox that I dont use nor is tuned in currently, I used it twice for about an hour to check a programme I needed for uni.

One thing I find funny though is she watches Iplayer and 4OD often which have questionable legalities and then goes on at me about using a tv, she also says she knows the law better than me despite her being 18 and just left home and her mum paying for her license(which confuses me to why we are even getting letters if there are no room numbers and she owns one) also she says I ignored previous notices as this is a final notice so I must of binned the old ones.

And when I told her that I am 26 and have lived away from home for years so I know how the law works about this by now she goes "oh is that laws made up by your 50 year old hairy male friends!"

A TV license is not needed to watch iPlayer or 4OD since they are not currently being broadcast.
Also, her parents license does not cover her since it isd only valid for one property, so it is entirely possible she does know the law better than you.

However, you are right in saying you don't need one if the TV isn't currently tuned in.

You need to de-escalate the situation or it (or you) will get worse.
Don't change the password on the internet. That's just childish / not like you gain anything good from it.

Don't do anything tonight. You don't HAVE to act rightaway.
Tomorrow, after you moved the tv, go for a run or to the gym for a workout. Afterwards have a nice lunch with friends. Then go window shopping. Then go home. If your flatmates act weird, ignore them.

Now about the bills: split the bills equally, but break it down by week. So your flatmate who was there nine weeks, pays an equal share for those nine weeks. That seems fair enough to me. It's a shared house. You simply can't break it down into "oh but he turned on the heating" - that sort of thing never will be fair, because you don't know how much was due to additional heating and so on. Anyway it would be stupid and only make you more enemies.

I hope this doesnt make me sound bad, but the girls entire argument goes on the fact that I do own a digibox that I dont use nor is tuned in currently, I used it twice for about an hour to check a programme I needed for uni.

One thing I find funny though is she watches Iplayer and 4OD often which have questionable legalities and then goes on at me about using a tv, she also says she knows the law better than me despite her being 18 and just left home and her mum paying for her license(which confuses me to why we are even getting letters if there are no room numbers and she owns one) also she says I ignored previous notices as this is a final notice so I must of binned the old ones.

And when I told her that I am 26 and have lived away from home for years so I know how the law works about this by now she goes "oh is that laws made up by your 50 year old hairy male friends!"