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    They charge with a battle cry of Booooooooooooob the Builder....
    lol
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    ...the copper drops his pants...

    mimi gets down on her knees...........
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    mimi gets down on her knees...........
    Bob does the decent thing and drops to his knees pushing Mimi out of the way saying "I'll handle this one darl."
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    Bob does the decent thing and drops to his knees pushing Mimi out of the way saying "I'll handle this one darl."

    Mimi turns away in shock as Bob opens his mouth wide..........
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    Mimi turns away in shock as Bob opens his mouth wide..........
    suddenly Bob makes a choking sound, and the copper, sensing this, lunges forward with his size 8 foot...
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    Mimi turns away in shock as Bob opens his mouth wide..........
    ...the copper moves in for the kill...
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    ...the copper moves in for the kill...
    The last words Bob hears upon this earth as his larynx is crushed by a large, intruding, purple object are... "Swallow or die biatch"
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    The last words Bob hears upon this earth as his larynx is crushed by a large, intruding, purple object are... "Swallow or die biatch"
    ...the purple object moved rhymithically in Bob's throat, it felt slimy and hard, as the copper screamed in estacy he withrew his purple truncheon
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    ...the purple object moved rhymithically in Bob's throat, it felt slimy and hard, as the copper screamed in estacy he withrew his purple truncheon

    Bob was hit with the force of a train by millions upon millions of the coppers very own army of little soldiers
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    ...the purple object moved rhymithically in Bob's throat, it felt slimy and hard, as the copper screamed in estacy he withrew his purple truncheon
    and with that, the copper waggled his finger at Bob remarking that he got off light this time. If he should be caught again, it would be a blue truncheon
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    and with that, the copper waggled his finger at Bob remarking that he got off light this time. If he should be caught again, it would be a blue truncheon
    the girl waned a piece of the truncheon so she ran towards the copper
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    the girl waned a piece of the truncheon so she ran towards the copper
    The copper, being the kind old sod he is, nodded and broke the truncheon in two, passing hte larger half to Mimi. "here you go little girl, now you can take it home to remember me by"
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    The copper, being the kind old sod he is, nodded and broke the truncheon in two, passing hte larger half to Mimi. "here you go little girl, now you can take it home to remember me by"
    so mimi and bob, went home to play woth their truenchons

    THE END
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    THE END

    Or is it..................
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    Or is it..................
    *dun de dun de dunnnnnnnn* plays the organ
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    *dun de dun de dunnnnnnnn* plays the organ
    Stay tuned folks, same bat time, same bat channel
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    Stay tuned folks, same bat time, same bat channel
    After the break, on this channel...
 
 
 
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