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    1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall
    out.

    2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't
    do it very often.

    3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any
    more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

    4. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.


    5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural
    stupidity.

    6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a
    glance.

    7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion
    that life is serious.

    8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

    9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite
    government program.

    10. If you look like your passport picture, you
    probably need the trip.

    11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed
    of checks.

    12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your
    other parts feel so good.

    13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

    14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal
    with it.

    15. No man has ever been shot while doing the
    dishes.

    16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

    17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and
    narrowness of the waist change places.

    18. Opportunities always look bigger going than
    coming.

    19. Junk is something you've kept for years and
    throw away three weeks before you need it.

    20. There is always one more imbecile than you
    counted on.

    21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you
    to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

    22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move
    the ends.

    23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

    24. Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice
    contrast to the real world.

    25. If you must choose between two evils, pick the
    one you've never tried before.
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    well done you can copy and paste. shall we applaud?
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    (Original post by Brik)
    15. No man has ever been shot while doing the
    dishes.

    That makes me feel a whole lot better. so all these years i've been paranoid over nothing.
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    (Original post by kalibantre)
    well done you can copy and paste. shall we applaud?
    my thought exactally.........


    The content is rep worthy, but the effort aint.


    Some of them were quite funny btw
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    Riveting... *yawns*
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    Ha...
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    Crikey at the rudeness.
 
 
 
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