Wow. I've been trying to get my girlfriend's cousin forever! Unfortunately, some 2 millenia ago, someone had the great idea of letting cueca speak their mind. Suddenly, it was no longer acceptable to bring her sisters to bed with her. Then her cousins. Eventually, even some stripper stranger not even close to being a relative of hers was no longer acceptable. As if that wasn't bad enough, some equally brilliant someone came up with the idea that if you do what is merely natural for you to do, your lady has a right to half of your life's hunt, the whole cave and can even get one of them there 'restraining orders' so one can't even smack her over her head with a club in attempts to rekindle some of that romantic procreation that one once had.
So touche my friend, you've done well.