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I think men would be a bit more excited if you were munching on a butternut squash.
ipulledhermione
Because Im eating a banana.


Do you ever use a banana to do anything else?

:sexface:
SuperSam_Fantastiche
I think men would be a bit more excited if you were munching on a butternut squash.


pos rep for the sig when i caaaan
Reply 4
The last thing I want a girl to feel my penis is like banana with hazelnuts.

Reply 5
Go on...
Reply 6
I can swallow cucumbers whole.








I wish!
Or rather, my boyfriend wishes. :smile:
Sequin
I can swallow cucumbers whole.








I wish!
Or rather, my boyfriend wishes. :smile:


i can, large ones too. i'm a guy but i have to say i'd give pretty good blowjobs.
Sequin
I can swallow cucumbers whole.








I wish!
Or rather, my boyfriend wishes. :smile:



LOL

haha I have a tiny mouth!! What a fail! Thank God I dont want to be a pornstar.
Reply 9
ipulledhermione
Because Im eating a banana.


'Sup baby? :mmm:
Reply 10
Only if you can fit a pringles box in your mouth. :perv:
This thread is hot.
Reply 12
SuperSam_Fantastiche
I think men would be a bit more excited if you were munching on a butternut squash.

:lolwut: Is there something that I should be getting?

Anyways OP I would very much appreciate if you were to cut any large, cylindrical object into crudite form. That way one can get some creamy dips with it. Really creamy...


:sexface:
Reply 13
ipulledhermione
LOL

haha I have a tiny mouth!! What a fail! Thank God I dont want to be a pornstar.


Small mouth blowjobs? Theres probably a market for that :yep:
Sequin
Small mouth blowjobs? Theres probably a market for that :yep:



you reckon??

gee thanks, made my day :biggrin:
Whistleblower
This thread is hot.



So I should put THAT in my mouth?
Reply 16
you should show me on MSN
ipulledhermione
So I should put THAT in my mouth?


Nah, not in your mouth. Somewhere else.
i got neg reppped for eating a banana and wondering...


what would Einstein have thought ehhh
Reply 19
Unless I was actually in, the banana, I wouldn't be overly bothered.

This kid has it perfected. He gets a lot of action. (I'm slightly worried it might actually be a girl, eh).

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